字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント • From parents who neglect their children for video games to a mother who attempted to sell her daughter’s virginity, we count fifteen parents who should’ve never been allowed to reproduce. 15 – Smoking during Pregnancy, • Charlie Wilcox caught the world’s attention in 2011 when she revealed she’d smoked 3,500 cigarettes during the course of her pregnancy. • She believed smoking so many cigarettes was helping her baby’s development, forcing its lungs to strengthen to accommodate all the harsh chemicals. • Charlie actually believed quitting smoking would’ve been detrimental to her baby’s health. Like how when you’re bashing your face into a wall you don’t want to stop because you know deep down anything that causes that much facial bruising must somehow be good for you. • During the pregnancy, the unborn child had dangerously high carbon monoxide levels, but this did not deter Charlie. • Baby Poppy was eventually born underweight and premature, but Charlie insists there’s no correlation. It was, like, totally a coincidence. 14 – Baby for Sale, • In 2012, new mum Brittany Hill was arrested for trying to sell her four-month-old baby in the classifieds section of her local newspaper. • Right there in print – presumably next to ads such as Call for Banjo Lessons and MASSAGE HOT XXX ASIAN GIRLS! – were the words: Baby for Sale and the meagre asking price of $4,000. Yes, $4,000! That’s all this human life was worth to her. • An interested buyer called and arranged to make the dodgy transaction in Texas. However, upon realising there were no lawyers on hand or documents to sign, the buyer got cold feet and reported the woman to the fuzz. 13 – Hot Iron as Punishment, • In 2011, Hope Adele Askew lost her temper and pressed a hot iron to her daughter’s face – twice. The poor girl had failed to correctly pronounce a few words while reading a book. According to Mama Askew – whose point of view was definitely askew – this crime was punishable by first-degree burns. • The extreme disciplinary measure left the ten-year-old child with severe scarring, which was quickly reported by school officials. Askew invented a story about a hot skillet, but social workers discovered the truth. • Askew showed little remorse. She didn’t even give her daughter any medical attention. What a biatch. 12 – Disciplining via Medieval Duel, • Cosplayers take their shit very seriously. For example, a crazed Seattle dad was charged with second-degree assault after forcing his teenage daughter to fight him in a violent medieval duel. The duel was punishment because the girl had snuck out to a party. • Role-player and Renaissance enthusiast Fremon Seay admitted to beating his sixteen-year-old daughter, then challenging her to an actual Game of Thrones-style duel. • The fight involved wooden swords and lasted two hours before the girl collapsed from exhaustion. • Fremon and his wife insisted it was their right to discipline their child however they saw fit. Apparently, her age and disobedience meant beating her with wood wasn’t abuse. 11 – Child Starves to Death While Parents Play Online Game, • A South Korean couple was arrested for neglecting their three-month-old baby girl, allowing her to starve to death. The infant was left unattended at home while the couple spent hours at internet cafés obsessively playing a game where they raised a virtual child. • The unemployed couple lost all desire to live in the real world because they had no prospects and didn’t know how to look after their premature baby. The online world was an escape from reality. • The case has highlighted the dangers of internet addiction: a disturbingly common problem in South Korea. 10 – Baby Smokes Forty Packets of Cigarettes a Day, • In 2013, an Indonesian toddler named Aldi Rizal made international headlines for being the world’s youngest chain smoker. • This tubby two-year-old’s incredible habit began when his desperate mother used cigarettes to stop his relentless crying. The cigarettes pacified him, but also proved highly addictive and his habit quickly ballooned to forty cigarettes a day. • It took five years for Aldi – who may or may not have been named after the supermarket chain – to kick his habit. But he’s still not on the healthy straight-and-narrow; the tubby youngster’s new addiction is junk food. 9 – Mother Tries to Sell Daughter’s Virginity, • A Utah mother is behind bars for attempting to sell her thirteen-year-old daughter’s virginity for $10,000. • In 2011, Felicia Rea McClure was charged with multiple counts of sexual abuse and exploitation of a minor. She sent multiple texts to a potential buyer and circulated inappropriate photos of the young teen to generate interest. • Felicia’s boyfriend tipped authorities off after he discovered an incriminating text message on her phone from an interested buyer. 8 – Drunk Dad Lets Eight-Year-Old Drive, • A drunken Mississippi dad named Billy Joe Madden let his eight-year-old son drive their car on the interstate so he could have a nap. Madden’s four-year-old daughter was also sitting in the backseat – without a seatbelt, of course. • Passing motorists noticed the boy at the wheel and quickly notified authorities. The douche-nozzle redneck – who would definitely take last place in a dad of the year pageant – received multiple charges and his kids temporarily placed into the care of child welfare authorities. • Reports indicate he enjoyed his nap. 7 – Parents Forget Child in Parking Lot, • A couple arguing in the Bronx, New York somehow left their eight-month-old baby boy in a parking lot when they headed out in separate cars. When the mother arrived home, she realised the father didn’t have him either – ruh-roh! • Little Ezra Reyes was discovered by street vendor Lorenzo Carse. Lorenzo said the child was sitting in the sun on the hot concrete, possibly contemplating what he’d done to deserve such shitty inattentive parents. • Besides being a little dehydrated, the little boy was fortunately otherwise fine. Here’s hoping he doesn’t grow up with any abandonment issues. 6 – Mother Facilitates Fight between Daughter and Classmate, • A Florida mum was arrested for arranging a fight between her daughter and another teenage girl. Sandra Padilla Miranda asked her daughter’s nemesis to come over after school so the girls could uppercut their troubles away. • After the Mortal Kombat announcer had declared ‘Fight!’, the girls, aged fourteen and seventeen, started throwing fists to the delight of a large cheering crowd. Like most things these days, the shenanigans were recorded and posted on Facebook. • Throughout the fight, Sandra repeatedly yelled ‘Hit harder’ in Spanish and encouraged her daughter to visualise her opponent as a cheese sandwich and bite her. • Miranda feigned innocence, but justice prevailed. She was charged with child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. 5 – Seven-Year-Old Receives Birthday Boob Job from Mother, • Self-described ‘Human Barbie’ Sarah Burge has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery. She believes life in plastic is fantastic and has recently created controversy for forcing these views on her seven-year-old daughter. • For her seventh birthday, Poppy received the gift all upper-class little girls dream of: nope, not a pony; a $10,000 voucher for breast augmentation surgery! • Poppy had been begging for a boob job for months, so receiving the voucher – and all its accompanying self-esteem issues – was like getting that new hot toy everyone wants. • The voucher can be legally redeemed at sixteen. For Poppy, that day can’t come soon enough. ‘I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs,’ she said. ‘They're so pretty.’ • In the meantime, Sarah is teaching Poppy how to pole dance. 4 – Parents Pimp out Teen Daughter for Car Repayments, • A Georgia couple pleaded guilty to making their fourteen-year-old daughter engage in sexual activities with a used-car salesman so they wouldn’t have to make monthly payments on their second-hand minivan. • Sandra Davis was sentenced to eight years imprisonment after admitting she’d encouraged her daughter to trade sex for van payments. • Sandra’s husband James and a sixty-seven-year-old used-car salesman named Robert Bearden pleaded guilty to molestation – and to being supreme dirt bags. They each received ten years’ jail-time. • Police learned of the sick arrangement during an unrelated investigation and the three were prosecuted in 2010. Good work, guys. 3 – Drunk, High Dad Leaves Baby in Oven Overnight, • A Kentucky man put his five-week-old baby in the oven and left him there overnight. • After getting high at work, Larry Long returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby’s mother, Brandy Hatton. (Haha, Brandy drinks whiskey.) When Brandy retired for the night, Larry got rip-roaringly drunk, finishing the entire bottle. • The next morning, Larry awoke to his baby screaming from inside the oven. Luckily, the door had been left slightly ajar and the oven was off. • Showing a slither of decency, Larry called a mental health hotline to confess what he’d done, and the operators referred the incident to police. The baby was swiftly removed from the irresponsible parents’ care. 2 – Woman Kills Baby for Interrupting Game of Farmville, • A young Florida mother pled guilty to killing her baby son over a game of … Farmville. • Alexandra V. Tobias said her three-month-old child, Dylan, refused to stop crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook time-waster – I mean, casual game. Angered, Alexandra shook the baby, then left to have a cigarette. What was it with this needy infant? Why couldn’t it understand her virtual crop compulsion? • Calm and refreshed, Alexandra returned from her cigarette break and … shook the baby again – this time killing it. • Alexandra was convicted of second-degree murder and sentenced to fifty years in the slammer. Hopefully her crops withered. 1 – Father Rapes and Imprisons Own Daughter, • In 2008, Elizabeth Fritzl told Austrian police she’d been repeatedly raped and held captive for twenty-four years in the hidden basement of her family house. Her sick captor was none other than her own father, Josef Fritzl. • Elizabeth was raped and physically assaulted literally thousands of times, resulting in the birth of seven children and one miscarriage. Four of the incest-born children were also forced to endure this horrific imprisonment. • Josef Fritzl was finally arrested in April 2008 and sentenced to life behind bars. Good riddance, arsehole!