[Thoughts you have before a first kiss]

「初キス前の気持ち」(逆回し)

- Oh, watch that. - Yeah, yeah.

- あ、あれ見て　- うん、うん

That's kind of awkward just having that right there.

あそこにあるのって　なんか変

Yeah, they wanna sure you never leave the restaurant.

そうだね　レストランから人が出て行かないようにしたいんだね

- Oh, right. Exactly. - They just wanna keep you there forever. - Forever.

- あぁ、そう まさに　- ずっと閉じ込めておきたんだね　- ずっとね

- In a rainforest of wine and spaghetti. - Yeah.

- ワインとパスタの森にね　- うん

(Together) Uh...

(同時に) あぁ…

I uh...

あの…

Damn, she's so gorgeous.

[やば　可愛すぎる]

Don't look at her breasts. Look up.

[胸を見ちゃだめだ　視線を上げろ]

I had a good time.

楽しかった

This date went so well. Are we gonna kiss? His lips look so soft.

[デートはメチャうまくいった　キスできるかな？　すごく柔らかそうな唇だな]

Yeah, me too. I mean this is a great place.

うん、そうだね　ここ、すごく良いところだね

I think you got a boogie. You might wanna try to scratch that.

[行かなきゃ　何とか爪痕 残すんだ]

There you go. That was real cool actually, low key.

(さぁ行こう　今のはいい感じだったぞ　控えめだ)

Maybe I should kiss him, right? That seems modern.

[私からキスした方が良いかな？　今どきな感じだし]

No, no, I can feel it. I can feel he's gonna go for it.

[いやいや、違うな　向こうから来てくれそうな感じだもん]

Man, I'm nervous as hell right now. Trying to figure out the best way to go about this.

[やべぇ　ガチで緊張する～　これって何するのがベストなんだろ]

Okay, I hope he doesn't ask me if he can kiss me. Just go for it, dude. I'm giving you all the signals.

[あぁ、どうかキスしていいかとか聞いてきませんように　とにかく頑張って　思いきりサイン出してるんだから]

Maybe I could just ask to kiss her. No, no, don't ask, that's stupid. Or if I just walk in, like, right now.

[キスしていいか聞いてみてもいいかな　いやいや、聞くのはダメだ　そんなマヌケなこと　 とにかく一歩前に出てみよう　今だ]

We're about to kiss. This is incredible.

[キスするんだね　すご～い](車のクラクションの音)

Son of a bitch.

[クソが！]

Wait, he was about to go for it. What happened?

[待って、今まさにって感じだったのに　どうしたの？]

Did he just dabs me? Are we bros?

[ダブ(挨拶のジェスチャー) やった？　ガチ友なの？]

How the hell could you fuck this up?

[なんでこんなことに？]

Ah... My life is a joke. Oh, he smells good. Okay, good bye, cute boy, good bye forever.

[もう、私の人生こんなもんか　あぁ、彼っていい匂い　さよなら キュート君　お別れだね]

Why are you touching her face? You know you didn't wash your hands!

[なんで顔とか触っちゃってんの？ 手も洗ってないだろ！]

- Cool. - Yep.

- じゃ　- うん

(That was a nightmare!)

(最悪だった！)

(I choked like a bitch.)

(クソほど緊張した！)

Hey.

あの

- I... - You again!

- 俺…　- また会ったね！

Yeah, in the dark parking lot. I promise I'm not stalking you. I promise.

そだね、暗闇の駐車場で　誓って言うけど、ストーカーじゃないから　絶対に

Is that...this your car?

それ…あなたの車？

This is the Red Thunder.

これ、レッドサンダー

Have a seat, madame.

どうぞ、お座りください

Oh, thank you.

あ、ありがとう

Yes, yes, dear.

全然いいんだよ

You're still just as smooth as you were 45 seconds ago.

45 秒前と同じ　やっぱり感じいいんだね

Touché, I did mess that up earlier. I won't lie about it. I get nervous.

参ったな　さっきは台無しにしちゃったじゃん　正直、緊張するんだよね

- That's cute. - You know?

- 可愛い - 分かる？

- That's cute. - I mean, it's not good though.

- 可愛いね - でも正直、あんまりだけどね

- I mean I just kind of... - It's cute.

- 俺、なんていうか…　- 可愛いよ

- I just really think you're fantastic. - Oh, come on. - Yeah.

- 君のこと素敵だなって マジで思ってる　- ちょっと～　 - ほんとだって

So, I'm just gonna be honest. Can we just kinda kiss now?

じゃ、正直になるね　今なら キスできちゃったりする？