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  • - Ever pooped out an engagement ring? - Let's talk about that!

  • ♪ (theme music) ♪

  • - Good Mythical Morning! - A marriage proposal can be,

  • and should be, one of the most memorable moments in your life. Sometimes people go

  • all out, you know? They get a lot of people involved. They get flash mobs. They do

  • billboards, whatever. And everybody's like, "Oh, that's so sweet! That's so amazing!"

  • And the person who's being asked says, "Yes!" It goes so well.

  • And they put it on video so that people can watch it forever. I'm sick of those

  • - videos, 'cause they set the bar too high! - Yeah!

  • - For all you aspiring gettin' married-ers. - Yeah, that's a word.

  • Or for those of us who proposed and it was sub par, and I don't wanna get into the

  • details, but I don't want your bar to be so high. So today, we are lowering the bar

  • by highlighting some of the most RIDICULOUS--

  • - Whoa, that was intense! - RIDICULOUS marriage proposals ever...

  • - caught on tape. - Let's start with the cruelest proposal.

  • - All right. - That's a tough word to say.

  • - "Cruelest." I kinda just did it. - Okay, this is Alexi Boikov and

  • Irena Kolokov. Got any guesses where they're from? Ha ha ha ha ha. Russia.

  • Anyway, Alexi hired a director, a stunt man, a makeup artist, actors, a script

  • writer, all those people to help him fake his own near-death, all in the name of love.

  • He told his girlfriend to show up at a spot, but when she showed up at that spot,

  • he had staged a car wreck that he was the victim of, and he was fighting for his life--

  • - You're kidding me! - in the back of an ambulance, Link!

  • Let's watch the vid! Here she is, she's being escorted up to

  • - the place. She sees him... - What's coming out?

  • - Well, he came out. - With a balloon.

  • As you can see, he's... he didn't hire a wardrobe adviser, unless he wanted to

  • look like a fireman playing on Sesame Street. I don't know where he got

  • - those overalls. - You know your proposal's going well

  • when sprinklers set off and you have to wrestle your...

  • No, those-- those were sparklers. That was part of it. He planned that too, Link.

  • - Oh. - He got everything right, as you can see.

  • - And when you have wrestle your fiance... - Look, she's happy! It worked!

  • She switched on a dime! Oh, you're not dead? You just wanna marry me? Of course!

  • - No, actually, she was incredibly upset. - You think?

  • She said she was so mad that she wanted to kill him but for reals this time, but then

  • she did come around. And this is what Alexi said, he said, "I wanted her to realize

  • how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me."

  • Oh, so Alexi, you're saying this was all about you! Ohhhh! Okay!

  • - Alexi... - Hopefully the marriage isn't all about

  • - you, Alexi. - I just don't think it's fair to catch

  • someone so off guard that then you're asking them one of the most important

  • questions of their life when they have no clue what's happening.

  • - Oh, you don't think this was a good idea? - I think it's a better idea than the

  • - next one. - (chuckles) Okay, all right.

  • On Chinese Valentine's Day in 2011-- which is in August, by the way. Take note.

  • One Pan Kun... One person. His name was Pan Kun.

  • - Pan Kun. Got it. That wasn't his full name. - Brought his girlfriend to the city square

  • in Qingdao, China, for the most confusing marriage proposal ever.

  • - Ah, I'm intrigued. - Now, first of all, just to review a

  • little bit: the cost of an engagement ring is determined by the three C's:

  • Cut, clarity, and carats. Of course, the bigger it is, i.e., the more carats, the

  • - more expensive it's gonna be. - Okay.

  • - And the average ring is one carat - Okay, all right.

  • in size, give or take. But Pan Kun wanted to go all out, so he brought 48 carrots--

  • - What?! That's massive! - to his elaborate proposal performance.

  • But I think he was a little confused about what a "carat" actually meant.

  • - Okay. - Here's his proposal. There they are:

  • - 48 carrots! (laughs) Um... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • Is this a carat... is this a "diamond carrot" joke or is she just a really big

  • - fan of carrots? - I think it's just a lot of confusion.

  • - She's confused... - They look more like orange grapes,

  • - first of all. - She thought it was a flash mob, and then

  • he pops out of one of 'em, and Pan Kun gets down on one knee and proposes.

  • The ironic thing is, he didn't have any carats! He had zero carats.

  • - What is the thing he gave her? - He had no ring at all! He had a

  • - certificate of love! - Oh!

  • - (crew laughs) - Well that's all you need, when you've

  • - got those carrots! - Zero carats with an "a-r" and an "a."

  • - Is that how you spell? Not an "o." - But see, we don't know the intricacies

  • of their relationship. Maybe carrots are really meaningful to them in some ways.

  • Maybe big, fat, grape-like carrots with sunglasses are very meaningful to her.

  • I'm glad he wore his Abercrombie shirt for such a special occasionl

  • But here's the thing: Was he trying to save money? Because how much--

  • $14,000! That's how much he spent on this whole thing!

  • Oh! He probably could've gotten an engagement ring with that.

  • - (crew laughs) - Yeah, Pan Kun, you're...

  • - Maybe a couple of 'em! - Your resource allocation might need to

  • - be addressed in the second marriage. - Okay. How about the nerdiest proposal

  • of all time? This is coming from Doctor Pappa, who's a YouTuber!

  • - Big fan. - He is neither a doctor nor a papa.

  • - Doctor Pappa. - But he is a nerd in a good way, because

  • he had the brilliant idea to put on a Futurama character, Bender, you know,

  • the robot from Futurama. To put on the Bender mask and ask his girlfriend to

  • marry him-- her name is Rachel-- in a very special way. Let's see the video.

  • Pay attention.

  • (video) 0101100101101...

  • - He's singing? - No, he's saying, "00110..." Link--

  • - Binary. - It's binary code.

  • - Okay. - Now, this goes on for quite some time,

  • but what he ends up saying in binary code, in case you need a translation, is,

  • "Rachel, you are awesome. Will you marry me?" Now, it took Rachel 30 minutes

  • to decode this message after he posted this video on her Facebook wall.

  • 30 minutes! He could've left "You are awesome" out and saved 15 minutes.

  • Right. But he wanted her to know how special she was.

  • - Okay. - And you know what? She responded

  • with a resounding, "01111001011 0010101110011," which is "Yes."

  • - You actually-- - It's so romantic!

  • I like how you actually did the work. You were glued to your zero-ones because

  • - you wanted to get it right. - It's actually "Yes."

  • - Y - E - S. - You know, I feel great for them.

  • I really hope they have a wonderful Futurama together. (chuckles)

  • - All right. - By the way, he's still going.

  • - (video) 100010... - Oh, yeah, he is. Well, it takes a while.

  • - Yeah. - I would like to present the most

  • awkward, yet professional, proposal ever, and it's on YouTube. Justen Arnold was the

  • weatherman at local news station in Quincy, Illinois, and he was dating the

  • news anchor, Alexis Hunt, okay? So Justen was giving the weather report when he

  • decided there was a 100% chance of a marriage proposal in the air.

  • - Mm! I like where this is going. - All right, now, I'm gonna show you the

  • video, because Justen himself uploaded it to his personal channel, known as

  • - "Mister Da Weatherman." - Oh, Mister Da Weatherman?

  • - Yeah, Mister Da Weatherman! - That's one of my favorite YouTube

  • - channels! Right next to Doctor Pappa! - But I want to read the video description,

  • which, obviously, he wrote himself, before I show you the video.

  • - Okay. - And I quote, "Weatherman surprises anchor

  • and proposes live on tv...He's nervous and stubbles through weather." Stubbles.

  • - Okay. - He "stubbled" through the weather.

  • - I can see what's gonna happen. - "but is calm during proposal... She is

  • so caught off guard she stubbles through a little bit afterwards."

  • - She's stubblin' too! - Guys, you ready to see some stubblin'?

  • Let's watch the video.

  • - The threat of these rain showers... - You know he's nervous.

  • The temperature is pretty much staying steady..

  • He's totally thinking about, not the weather, but what's about to happen.

  • (Justen) But real quick, I just wanna stop the newscast...

  • - Uh oh. - (Justen) I have a question I need to ask

  • - you, Alexis. Um... - (Alexis laughs) What's going on?

  • - (Rhett giggles) - I was gonna do it last weekend...

  • - Oh my... (laughs) - but I want this to be the start of the

  • rest of our lives together, and Alexis... Will you marry me?

  • - Look how... - Well, she's not uncomfortable at all!

  • - (laughing) Yes! - Neither is he, look at him.

  • - Wow, that caught me so off guard! - Did it?

  • (Rhett chuckles) I love the local news, man! I love it!

  • - Thank you! - You're welcome.

  • - This is the most awkward part. - Well, I don't wanna be too inappropriate

  • - on camera, but... wow! - Actually, I take it back.

  • - That wasn't awkward at all. - Mm-mm. Okay, how about the,

  • "I hope she thoroughly washed that ring" proposal? This is Reed Harris asking

  • - Kaitlin Whipple to marry him in 2009. - Okay.

  • At a Wendy's! The most romantic of all the fast food restaurants.

  • - Mmhm. - His great idea was to sneakily drop the

  • - engagement ring into her Frosty! - Very sneakily!

  • - But Miss Whipple likes a Frosty. - (crew laughs)

  • - Ooh, no. - She likes it so much that she got the

  • idea that, "I wanna be the first one amongst my girlfriends"-- who were with them--

  • "to drink this Frosty." So she was like, "Lets have a competition to see who can

  • get the milkshake down the fastest!" And of course, you start with a straw, but

  • you can't suck on a Frosty! You'll implode your brain trying to do that. You've gotta

  • - go to the spoon. - Mm.

  • Miss Whipple knew that. She went to the spoon.

  • - I see where this is going. - She got down to the bottom of the Frosty,

  • was completely done, and at that point, Reed realized, "Hmm..."

  • Reed's been like watching the whole thing panicking inside.

  • "When is she gonna notice that engagement ring?" She didn't notice, so he leans over--

  • - He's like-- (gasps) - He leans over and whispers in her ear,

  • (whispers) "You swallowed your engagement ring!"

  • - I'm sorry, what? - "You swallowed your engagement ring!"

  • "It was in the Frosty!" (normally) She is quoted as saying,

  • - "Did you, like, sneakily put it in there?" - "I felt nothing at all. I was racing my

  • friends, so there was no way I was gonna lose that competition!” In fact, she didn't

  • even believe that he had done this, so they had to go to the hospital, get an

  • x-ray, and yes, indeed, Miss Whipple, you did swallow the engagement ring. Here's

  • - the x-ray to prove it. - (Link) Ooooh. There it is!

  • (Rhett) So he actually went out of the hospital and then got on one knee,

  • - took the x-ray, extended it to her... - Oh!

  • - Ha, very clever, Reed! - That's sweet.

  • And asked her to marry him. She said yes, and then, after a bag of prunes, a box of

  • high-fiber cereal, and TWO DAYS later, the ring arrived... out of her butt, okay guys?

  • - (crew laughs) - I mean, that's where it came from.

  • She pooped it out. She said, "It arrived this morning and I have never been so

  • excited about my bodily functions. Haha. It’s so beautiful and I love it." After I

  • cleaned it, I'm assuming. "It was definitely well worth the wait.”

  • - Eugh. Well, true love waits. - Yeah.

  • - (laughs) - (fake laughs)

  • - All right. - True love waits two days and then it

  • - comes outta your butt. (laughs) - Good luck if you're... man... man.

  • I'm not good at this. I'll share my story in Good Mythical More.

  • - Yeah, I'm looking forward to that. - But for now, I'll say thanks for liking,

  • - commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is.

  • - I'm Richard. - And I'm Mariah.

  • - And we're on our honeymoon. - At a pit stop in Buies Creek, North Carolina.

  • (both) And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality!

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  • Click through to Good Mythical More. Mobile users, click on the "I" in order to

  • conveniently go through to hear my true attempt at a marriage proposal.

  • - Yeah. - It's a fail, but it's totally true.

  • - (Rhett) In a World Where Humans Lay Eggs. - ♪ (dramatic music) ♪

  • (dramatically) In a world... where humans lay eggs...

  • (dramatically) Amanda gets pregnant. That happens first.

  • - And then there's... and she's like, "Oh!" - We don't show that; it's just a flashback.

  • my goodness, what's about to happen?" And it's big!

  • And then she's like, "What is this? A baby? What is this, a faceless, really white baby?"

  • (Both) No! It's an egg!

  • [Captioned by Caitrin: GMM Captioning Team]

- Ever pooped out an engagement ring? - Let's talk about that!

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インターネット上の奇妙なプロポーズ動画 (Strangest Proposal Videos on the Internet)

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