Name: なぜ乳首がピクセル化しているのか？ (Why Are My Nipples Pixelated?)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:58:53.000Z
Duration: 3 min 49 s
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I was giving myself a breast exam this morning, and...

They're... all blocky. And square. A-and weirdly colored.  I-I don't know what's happening to me.

- This is nothing to worry about. This is a textbook case of pixelated nipple.

- Oh, well, your nipples are going to be square and blocky, fleshy mosaics forever now.

- Well, there are many possible causes. Although most doctors believe it has to do with elevated levels of sexiness in the system.

- We'll have to run some tests to be sure, but, um...

- Okay, um, nevermind. Just is there anything we can do?

Because I don't want my body to look like this.

- Uh, well, I suppose there is, uh, an experimental procedure.

- Male nipples are just far less sexy than female nipples.

On the other hand your body could reject the transplant. It's all very complicated.

- What does that even mean? They're nipples, there's nothing complicated about them.

Nipples are one of the most complicated body parts!

This... is a female nipple on a female breast.

Now, this will very frequently be pixelated.

The very similar male nipple on the male chest...

Next to a logo that we did not get clearance for...

Well, the logo is pixelated, the nipple is fine.

This big, bloody bone jutting out of a woman's chest.

Now, the nipple is pixelated, but the horrible, gory gaping wound is not.

But what happens when we add male nipples?

So that's what happends to a poster. We don't know what happens to a human.

You could try attaching a baby to one of your nipples.

That would make everything much less sexy. The pixelation could go away.

But, you do run the risk of the pixelation spreading to the baby's face.

- Well, if you're not into that, I suppose you could...

pixelated nipple is largely a first-world disease.

Normal nipples like you have. Like thousands of women in Europe have.

To... to see your body changed against your will.

- Or, a penis, as doctors usually call it.

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