I said, "Kickeree-Kee"!

I mean, there's a snake over there

It's a snake over there

And you know, I don't know if it bit a guy

But I don't wanna be that close to it

I gotta squirt, gotta squirt, I gotta squirt

Gonna squirt, gonna squirt

You should be out there playing accordion

Hey, he goes to the mall!

Florida!

Florida is where DisneyWorld is!

Florida

In Florida

No no, please don't cry

Why can't you be smooth?

I am smooth! They keep taking the ball!

No no, look, look, look

You ain't smooth while you're crying and all emotional, all right?

You have to know that at your age

Hey

You gotta lick it

I can't, it's nasty

And they'd see us

Girlfriend Four, or Girlfriend Two?

Girl One

We're gonna put the ball at the third and whatever

I don't wanna measure

Are you a Pices? Hmmmm?

Rain's gonna come out of that thing

You mean that cloud?

Yeah, whatever

It's a rain thing

Julio, what does a carbon catalyst fuel?

Oh, it fuels the reclimated intake core with a Y-exponent

That's exactly right!

I know

Okay, what's broken?

His leg bone?

And his tail bone?

And his arm bone?

And... his head bone?

I had a Chinese friend

Now, this time I'm gonna pass to this side

Hahaha, HA!

Mmmmm, I'm just gonna wait here

You are the waffle guy!

Oh, okay, so I'm waffle guy?

Yeah, waffle guy

Okay, so there's this woman that wrote this thing about

how no monkeys and no boyfriends can pick up her panties

Hey, it's my friend!

Right now, I'ma try to make a comment

Umm, I said, umm, mmm

I couldn't do it

Why you gotta go into the bathroom?

Gah-gnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn-gah-gnnn

You gotta make up your mind to use a brush every day!

It's gonna be fun playing the orphans this summer!

Tell us about what you and the guys have planned for New Year's Eve

Ah, well, at midnight, first we gonna take, uhh

whatever, Bingo and other games, you know?

And we gonna buy a Quick Stop pizza slice

And now there's talk about how we might have to go and umm

We might have to get biscuits in Sk-sk-skatchewan

Last night I met this guy online! YAY!

Kayla!

I used to shave my furry ankles to win games!

It wasn't that fun, you moron!

Don't ever do that!

I have no doubt about it now:

Krypton isn't a planet.

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine!

Hey! We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!

We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!

Long live Wu-Tang

Huh?

Gonna turn

Guys, I'm making a turn

Making a turn

Here I go

Hey guys, I just did it

Think about your Pop-Tart!

Go to the basket!

You get what I mean

Nuh-uh!!

I think I just found a lump!

What happened in France was,

he said he was sleepy,

and I met a funny bird right in my hotel!

All of you are gonna be there at my party!

It's gonna be an animal theme again, okay?

So, we'll have fish, we'll have a tarantula

And we're trying to get a cougar to come if we can

But the rat can't do it

Oh, and one last thing: what does the pig say?

OINK! OINK!

HNGWAH, HNGWAH!

OINK! OINK!

HNGWAH, HNGWAH!

MOO!

That last one is not a pig sound

Ahhhh, I hate this!

Now playing: "Bushes of Love", by Bad Lip Reading