Paid? You don't get paid.

You kidding? You work on commission. That's better than being paid.

Most cars you rip are worth $200 or $300.

$50,000 Porsche might make you $5,000.

[honking] Come on, dickhead.

It helps if you dress like a detective, too.

Detectives dress kind of square.

People think "this guy is a cop"...

they're gonna think you're packing something.

They don't fuck with you so much.

Are you? Am I what?

Packing something.

Only an asshole gets killed for a car.

The guys that make it are the guys that get in their cars at any time.

Get in at 3:00 a.m., get up at 4:00.

That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed.

Speed, huh?

[snorting]

[sniffing]

Jesus Christ.

##[car stereo playing]

I never broke into a car, I never hot-wired a car, kid.

I never broke into a trunk.

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof...

nor, through inaction, let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof...

come to harm.

It's what I call the repo code, kid.

[sniffing] Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain.

Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

Hey, look. Look at that. Look at those assholes over there.

Ordinary fucking people. I hate them.

Me, too. What do you know, kid?

See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations.

Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

Assholes.

Let's go get a drink.

(Bud) Tense situations, kid.

Get into five or six of them a day, don't mean shit anymore.

I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit. I've seen guns, too.

They don't mean shit, but that's when you gotta watch yourself.

Here, I'll handle it, pal. Try to settle down.

Have a nice day. Night.

Night, day, doesn't mean shit.

[bell tinkling]

Wasn't that Otto? (woman) Otto who?