In college.

Which college?

Touché.

Miss me?

As much as that's possible. You look good.

So do you. And to think I was worried.

Worried about me?

How long has it been since mom's funeral?

2, 3 years?

I thought you quit.

I did. It didn't take.

Well, you can't smoke here.

I'm with you.

Nicholas: It's illegal to smoke

In restaurants in california.

Fuck california!

So how are you?

Couldn't be better.

Elizabeth?

We're divorced.

She remarried a pediatrician or a gynecologist,

Or a pediatric gynecologist.

Lives in sausalito.

That's too bad.

I liked her.

And what about you?

What, you don't keep track of me anymore?

Not since family week at rehab.

So, what brings you to town, conrad?

Everything all right?

Yeah.

Need anything?

No.

Really?

No. I don't need anything from you.

I just found myself laying naked on a beach near ibiza,

And all of a sudden it clicked.

October 12, nickie's birthday.

October 11.

Whatever.

This is for you.

You shouldn't have.

What do you get for the man who has everything?

"consumer recreation services."

Well, I do have golf clubs.

Call that number.

Why?

They make your life fun.

Fun?

You know what that is.

You've seen other people have it.

It's an entertainment service.

An escort service?

A profound life experience.

[ice spills]

I'm sorry. I'll just get--

No. That's all right. Just...

Tell me you'll call.

I said I would.

No. You didn't.

Are you still on medication?

Why would you say that?

Waitress: You gentlemen ready to order?

I didn't mean it the way it sounded.

I'm not on anything.

I'm not even seeing a shrink.

And I feel great. Do you mind?

I think you'll like this. I did.

It was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'll call them.

Do it...For you.

I said I'll call, ok?

All right, I'll call.

It's just that, uh... I hate surprises.

I know.

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