Does this company provide ?

You get to be john malkovich for 15 minutes.

Two hundred clams.

I see.

No cutting, by the way. No cutting ! Hey, what the hell ?

[ angry shouting ]

Ah ! Ow !

Come on ! Break it up ! Break it up ! Cut it out !

- Everybody gets-- - [ man ] it's him. It's john malkovich.

I'm sorry, mr. Malkovich. I hope we didn't hurt you too terribly.

Get inside !

- Darling ! - What the fuck is going on ?

[ craig ] uh, uh, john malkovich. Huh ?

Mr. Malkovich, sir. Uh, um--

- Mr. Malkovich, I think I can explain. - Yeah, explain.

My name is craig schwartz,

And we operate a little business here...

That simulates, for our clientele, well, the--

The experience of--

Of-- of being you, actually.

- Simulates ? - Yeah, after a fashion.

- What exactly does that mean ? - Well, it's hard to describe.

I want to do it then. That would pale in comparison to the actual experience.

- I want to do it ! - Right now mr. Hiroshi's in the tube--

- Let him do it, craig. - Of course.

Right this way, mr. Malkovich, compliments of the house.

[ whispers ] jesus.

What happens when a man goes through his own portal ?

We'll see.

[ panting ]