She's not my secretary.

She's what they call an executive liaison. Ah.

And I am not banging her, if that's what you're implying.

No, sir, not at all. I think I must have simply misspoke.

Ah. Well, now, tell me, dr. Schwartz,

What do you feel you can bring to lestercorp ?

Uh, well, sir, I'm an excellent filer.

Are you ? All right. Let's see about that.

Tell me, which of these two letters comes first ? This one or this one ?

The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir.

Damn, you're good. [ chuckles ]

I was trying to trick you. I see.

Well, then, put these in order.

Yes, sir.

Floris, get guinness on the phone. [ chuckles ]

[ floris ] yes, sir. Genghis khan capone. Fine.

Damn fine woman-- floris.

I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.

You don't have a speech impediment, dr. Lester.

Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy.

I'm afraid I have to trust floris on that one.

You see, she's got her doctorate...

In speech impedimentology from case western.

I apologize if you can't understand a word I'm saying.

No, I understand perfectly.

Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.

You see, I've been very lonely...

In my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.

[ slaps knee ] you got the job.

Any questions ? Well, just one.

Why are these ceilings so low ?

Low overhead, my boy ! We pass the savings on to you.

But seriously, that'll all be covered in orientation.