-Mmh.

-Erh.

-Hi, Zandy, honey.

-Oh, hey.

-How are you?

-I'm good.

-So I got you these flowers.

-Oh, thank you.

-And Chinese food, your favorite.

Who ordered pork?

-Yeah.

Um, I'm actually not hungry.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

There's some leftovers in the fridge--

-Well, I have the Chinese food.

-(SHOUTING) You know what, David?

Do whatever.

It's a free country.

-Oh!

-Zandy, what is the matter with you?

-OK.

Look, David.

Do you remember when I told you that I was pregnant?

-Yes, of course.

-Well, I'm not.

It was psychosomatic.

I must have imagined it.

-But what about the blood tests and the ultrasound and

the heartbeat--

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was all in my head.

-How is it that you're so--

-Oh, great.

I'm having a bad enough day, and now you tell me I'm fat?

Thanks a lot.

-But you really seem like--

-You know what, David?

I think we should stop seeing each other.

-Why?

-Because, David, we have such a good friendship.

I don't want to ruin that.

-But we've been dating for a year.

We live together.

-And to me, you're just a really good friend.

-But when we have sex--

-I close my eyes and I pretend you're Larry Gold.

-So why aren't you dating Larry Gold?

-Well, he's married.

And he's my dentist, and I don't shit where I eat.

And he's 89.

A sharp knife cuts clean.

Sorry it didn't work out.

Bye.

-Zandy.

-I just can't believe it.

I'm in so much pain.

-That really sucks, David.

You know, we're here for you.

-Thanks, guys.

-But we have to scoot.

We have a dinner.

-Is it something I can tag along to, or?

-Not really.

We're-- we're setting up Zandy with an architect friend of

ours.

-Really?

-Yeah, you both gotta move on, David.

And Zandy deserves the best.

And Stefano's wealthy, good-looking, cultured.

You're none of those things.

Or, well--

you know what I mean.

You both gotta move on, David.

-Margie.

David Wain.

Hey, Margie.

How's it going?

-Well, this is a surprise.

I thought I would never see you again after we went on

that blind date, and then you locked me in the bathroom and

never came back.

-Oh, it's sort of funny--

-David, stop.

What are you doing?

-What's the matter, baby?

-What--

I'm a human being.

I'm not some drunken frat girl.

-So what frat are you in?

-Oh, I'm in that one by the quad where people study and

play Frisbee and gain weight.

-Oh, you mean AD Phi.

-Right.

That one.

-That's an awesome one.

-Right.

Let's make out already.

-OK.

-Ah, oh god.

Ew.

Ugh.

Jesus Christ.

-Will you tell Michael Ian Black I'm in love with him?

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[BRASS BAND MUSIC]

-David?

-Oh, hey.

How you doing?

-Good.

How are you?

-I've been really good.

-Good.

-Doing a lot of Bikram yoga, Tai Chi, Reiki, acupuncture,

holistic medicine, crystal, numerology, meditation, Wicca,

Rolfing, auras, necrophilia, Tarot cards, vitamins,

astrology, incense, wheat grass, hemophilia, Krav Maga,

sustainability, veganism, and tobogganing.

But how about you?

How are things going with Stefano?

-Oh, I dumped him.

Yeah, I was always talking about you.

Plus he smelled like Euro Disney.

No, no, no, no, no!

David, David.

I don't like the way you smell either.

I just think that we're meant to be really good friends.

-Of course we are.

-So we're back to the way things were?

-Absolutely.

Everything's reset.

We're not together anymore, you're no longer pregnant, and

we're going to be the best of friends.

-And you'll keep searching for the love of your life, having

a few laughs along the way.