Oh, Hi! I'm Rustin Hieber, and you're about to see how incredible my life is.

Form the moment I wake up, I just feel confident.

Uh...I'm better than most people in life.

And from there I just put on my "Oh look! He probably has more money than you" clothes, and just head out.

And why do I head out? Obviously to show off my new kicks.

Oh! You thought I meant shoes? No! I mean real kicks.

I probably practice my kicks seven times a year. No big deal.

And then I just head on inside to work on my new hit single that's coming out soon. Never say never.

Ok, so maybe it wasn't quite finished, but I tried it in many different ways.

You know, I tried it with a deep sexy voice.

I tried a little bit higher for that pre-puberty sound.

More country.

Emo.

And I even did a doggy style.

And then I was like, "Wait! It doesn't even matter." Autotuned. 

And then I realized, there was another problem.

I will never say never. Wait, I just said it twice.

I will never say never unless I need to.

I might sometime say...

I may...

I probably won't...

I know you love me...

I will never say never...unless the circumstances are appropriate for the situations that I'm in at the current time.

You know sometimes during the day I go to visit my Vocal-stiloliger-izer-ist.

And he helps me to sing just a ted bit better than I already am.

I don't know why he chose singing. It baffles my mind.

He actually has no talent at all.

That's what I am doing!

If he was Santa during Christmas, everyone, I mean everyone, would be upset. Because he has no gifts.

You know one of the most popular questions I get all the time is

Hey Rustin, how's your love life?

Let me tell you. When I was 13, I had my first love.

There was nobody that could compare to my baby, nobody that can ever come between us or could ever come above.

And I was like

Baby! Baby, baby.

Oh, I'm gonna tell you one time.

Girl I love, girl I love, girl I love you

And that's all I need, I just need somebody to love. That way, there would be one less lonely girl.

'Cause when you smile, I smile. So please, be a part of my world...2.0.

Are you high?

What?

Are you on drugs? That made no sense.

What? No! Never...say never to drugs! Yes I am...