....The Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the soiled stink bombs- Cram it Mcclain *Laughter*

Lightning slips past Duncan!

The heat is on! yeah look at that! that's what I'm talking about!

"well well well look who finally came to visit me after a

whole year on" Come on, you finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste

whatever I think I'll stay right here got everything I need including

Chef 2.0 I made him from a cashew

what's this? "Your contract, the producers have green-lit another season

So, you in? "IT IS ON!" *Theme Music Plays*

Welcome to

Total Drama all-stars after my in- voluntary year long vacation

I really need to be in a familiar environment

surrounded by the people I love ... to hurt

*Laughter* it's a condition to my parole except for the hurt part

Heh, That's all Mcclain

So, I'm bringing back 14 TD all-stars to battle it out

in the most dangerous death-defying 1 million dollar competition

EVER here they are now from Revenge of the island Say hello too...

Multiple Mike a.k.a Chester Svetlana

Veeto and Manitoba

Mike's crush push-over turned powerhouse

Zoey,"Ah! Mike!" athletic non supporter

Lightning "call that a dive? watch this-"

"Sha-aaauugh", Bubble Boy Brainiac

Cameron "This is highly illogical! Burglarious Mutant loving gamer,

Sam "Not, Cool!" Challenge throwing dirt farmer

Scott, Bossy bruiser Joe

who dominated until her underling turned on her, "You're a dead man McClain!"

*Laughter*

and from our original cast

cranky know it all CIT Courtney

"This is NOT in my contract!" courtney's bestie turned

boyfriend stealer Gwen "He wasn't her boyfriend at the dock!"

Broody bad boy Duncan "Bring it on!"

devious diva Heather "I hate Chris!"

Lovable lame brain Lindsay "I'm Flying!" superfan Sierra

Total Drama number one stalker ,uh Blogger

"For Cody!!"

And, Feral Freak show Ezekiel

*growling* *Gasps*

*Laughter* Kidding!

no way is that guy coming back again

man it's great to be back!! *coughs* Greetings old friends

"I am NOT your friend"

"Awh, somebody misses her Honey Bunny"

"Who? Alejandro AS IF! I'm glad he isn't back that

Handsome jerk" you're going to pay for my dry cleaning

"No I'm not new contracts remember"

"Same old Chris, same old disgusting island"

"What was I thinking!?"

*Short Promo Plays* starts versus all started about said its

bruises

slots

surviving ultimate line become the single most

whole story towards star disease fears

said it's almost too much to change totals from all-stars

Tuesday 676 on Cartoon Network

its great to be back