Where's my ''Hasta Ia vista, babg'' _

My ''Hasta la vista.'' IfArnold Schwarnzencracker is gettin' to say lines like that,

you better make sure that Kit Ramsey has shit that's equallywell-written.

The script has that moment.

You say, ''l enjoyed meeting you, Cliff.''

Then you push the guy right over the cliff.

That's too much for the audience to think about. They have to know the guy's name is Cliff.

that he's on a cliff. and that Cliffand cliff are the same.

l t's too cerebral. We're tying to make a movie, not a film.

You're supposed to be the agent !

You better find me a line as good as the time l told Tommy LeeJones,

'' Fucky'all,'' and blew his brains out.

You know what's happenin' here ?

This is another example ofthe white man takin' all the best catch phrases...

and then givin' them to Arnold or Stallone.

AndJackie Chan and Van Damme.

They can't even speak English good.

There's covert stuffgoin' on. Some covert shit l just found out.

Come inside. l'm glad you're here. Come in here.

Right now, eveybody. Come here.

Whatyou talkin' about ?

l scanned in the computer the script to see how many times the letter '' K''...

appears in the script.

The letter '' K'' appears in this script 1 ,456 times.

That's perfectly divisible by three.

So what'reyou sayin' ? What am l sayin' ?

'' K-K-K'' appears in this script 486 times.

Kit--

The sickness is deep. They playin' you.

l've been played.

This is a great script. It's not Shakespeare, but--

- What'd youjust say ? - l said, it's not Shakespeare, but--

lt's not Shake-- It's not Shake-- Did you hearwhat he's doin' ?

Yeah. l know he's doin' something. l just can't put my finger on it.

Yeah. What's he doin' ?

Shakespeare, Freddy, Shakespeare !

Shake-a-spear. Spear-chucker.

- l'm a spear-chucker now. - Kit !

Call me a spear-chucker, huh ? That's not what it means !

lt's my imagination, huh ? It's all my imagination.

They didn't put a computer chip in LaToyaJackson's brain. Shejust acts like that, huh ?

l suppose Teddy Kennedy ain't one-sixteenth black, huh ?

- Teddy Kennedy ? - He's not like other Kennedys. Look at him ! He's different !

l got some calls to make.

And Van Damme andJackie Chan.

Tell 'em the spear-chucker said hello !