And today, I'm here to talk to you about WHY YOU SHOULDN'T STUDY ENGLISH

Now you are probably thinking

"Ok! This girl is wasted"

For your information, I'm perfectly sober

I just feel like making this video for all of the students

Who are struggling everyday

to work out ways to the high society of people who speak good English

It is by no mean an easy road to take

And I know that there are lots of moments of weakness and frustration

When you want to do nothing but scream at the top of your lung

WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO STUDY ENGLISH???!!!

WHY YOU SHOULDN'T STUDY ENGLISH

Yeah! That's right

Why do you have to study English?!

Because it seems to me that if nobody study English

Life would be a lot easier

Just think about it!

You would never have to take any of those horrible and stressful tests

No IELTS, TOEFL, SAT, GMAT

All that jazz

And the hauntingly beautiful

but unrealistic conversation that you always dream to have with your parents

might as well become realistic

Hey mom! Do you remember that friend of mine?

Oh yeah! That one. What's up?

She just took an Ielts test and got band 8

Ooohhh! But why would she take that test?!

It's useless!

I know right! That's what I was trying to tell her!

We are so lucky you are terrible in English

Save us tons of time and money

I never said this before but

I couldn't be more proud of you sweetheart!

Would you like some cash?

Yes, please!

You know what else is cool?

If English wasn't so trendy anymore

other languages might as well have a place in the spotlight

But the perkest perk of all the perks

It's that you'd never have to witness people doing this

Cho mình một Ai-x-tiii (trà đá)

Nhưng mà một ít đá thôi vì mình đang bị fluuu (cúm)

Nhân tiện bạn giảm Tem-p-rít-chờ cái điều hòa đi được không?

Cảm ơn Thank yoou!

That sounds like doozy to me

But does it really

Are you absolutely positive that life without English would only offer the goods but not the hassle

And are you sure that you wouldn't get frustrated

everytime you listen to the song that you really like on the radio but you couldn't sing along

because you don't know the lyrics?

Or when you travel to a foreign country

And you want to buy something as simple as a battery outlet at a convinience store

But since you didn't speak English

you would have to use your body language instead

which means making a fool of yourself

:body_languaging_in_desperation:

So yeah! Whether English is worth studying

depends on your personal opinion

You may love English

or you may hate it

But there's one thing that no one can deny

is that if you didn't speak English then your life would be hell a lot more inconvinient

Besides, a life without English only happens in our wild imagination

In reality, we all know that we just have to study English

If you want to get by easier

in a world full of people speaking English

And you want to graduate high school

Yeah! I know, right

Life is hard kids

Life is hard

So suck it up people and let's study

Thank you for watching and I'll see you next time