Cops let me sing in the f***ing street

My life is an endless buffet of hoes

Been a pimp ever since my voice got low

Christmas is a time for charity

So I'mma let you sit somewhat close to me

I could be partying with hookers and blow

Instead I'm here with you on the down low

With you

Slummin' with you

Hey you! You're only a two

We're dating on the down low maybe

You don't need that seat in front of the fire

You can stay warm with your spare tire

Don't know why your self esteem is low

Be sure to duck down if you see my bros

My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter

Just like the chicks that were down at Hooters

Here comes one now you gotta go!

No wait, stay here and hold the mistletoe

Ew, I stepped in some poop

Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new!

You look like you're going to throw up

Watch the Jordans yo!

Jesus was born in a barn

Could you get out and push the car?

We're making a left on the interstate

Why do you complain so much?

Your butt looks big with that crutch

Don't forget we're going Dutch

Did I mention that it's Christmas?

I can't decide which girl I like best

Maybe I should have you fight to the death

I know I don't treat you like I should

But I send you an autograph and it's all good

You are not the girl that I prefer

When I go out with her you can be the chauffeur

Here come a turn, hey where did you go?!

I never really learned to drive, Oh no!

That was totally rude. Who are you?

Paternity suit? I'm screwed!

Let's keep this on the down low baby

Hello? Hello?

Yo! How do you make the phone call someone back?

Hmm. What would Aquaman do in this situation?