Mr. Brewster ! Mr. Brewster ! Mr. Brewster !

Could you please give us your reasons for your sudden and unexpected candidacy ?

I figure voting for Salvino or Heller is just as silly as them running for office.

Which is just as silly as me running. Only thing not silly is the power of the people's vote.

And I think the people should use it to vote for...

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- none of the above ! - [ All Clamoring ]

Brewster, are we to understand that you actually don't want anyone to vote for you ?

What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me. [ Laughter ]

Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city--

sanitation, union corruption--

Let's get to the bottom line. I'm here to buy your votes.

Mr. Brewster, with only ten days left before the election,

how do you expect to find that kind of support for that position ?

I don't expect to get support. In fact, I'm asking people not to send money into my candidacy.

People should keep their money. They're gonna need it after this election.