- I like guys with big dogs.

- If I saw a girl with a weird/funky looking dog

I'm automatically assuming she has a huge heart.

- A guy with a Pitbull is definitely good in bed.

- Absolutely.

- My mom would want me to date any man

who owned a Golden Retriever.

- Girls with Golden Retrievers have a lot of patience.

- They've already been married for 15 years since high school.

- They probably are stable.

- I feel like Golden Retrievers

are either family dogs or sugar daddy dogs.

- I would want to date a man who had a lab.

- He's a good one.

- Yeah.

- He's a catch.

- Keeper.

- Solid, dependable girl, hands down.

- I've only known three people

in my entire life who have had Australian Shepherd dogs.

They've all ended up in prison.

- Yeah, a girl with a Australian Shepherd is super cool.

- When I see a girl with a Dalmatian

I'm definitely intrigued.

- You know that girl has got some bling.

- She can afford to take you to dinner.

- Exactly.

- A girl with a Husky definitely

has an awesome apartment and no kids.

- I think she drinks vodka.

- He's an alpha male.

- Mm-hmm.

- He's really attractive.

- I'm a little terrified of you.

- Sweet and kind, but they will take care of you if there is danger.

- Labradoodles.

- [Both] Eh.

- You have to have a sense of humor about yourself--

- Yeah.

- To constantly look at a Pug's face

and clean the (beeping) out of it's face folds.

- Anyone who has a Pug, I'm like, I don't know.

- Guy with a Pug--

- You're adorable.

- They're the cutest.

- Men that own Pugs or Basset Hounds are stoners.

- Girls with Corgis are kind of like, spacey.

You know, they'll forget that they even have a dog.

- And they're very smart and quirky.

And they're really into music.

- So I assume you sleep around a lot.

- Not feelin' it.

- I think a girl with a Basset Hound

is going to be a little bit more chill.

Might be down to hang in with you on the weekend.

- You're a catch.

- Yup.

- She's not worried about what people think.

- For some reason I feel like

if you have a Boston Terrier you're very clean.

You're a clean guy.

- I definitely want a man with a Bulldog.

- Yeah, they're steward.

They're dependable.

- Mm-hmm.

- Good foundation. - They can wiggle.

- Yeah, they can wiggle.

- I think girls with really big dogs are lonely.

- A guy with a Mastiff or a Great Dane,

is an absolute deal breaker for me.

- I'm expecting she's gonna be pretty tough, pretty strong.

- Because big dogs say you're single.

But then too big of dogs, and I feel like

they're compensating for something.

- Me too.

- I think tiny dogs are a really good replacement for dolls.

- If I see a girl with a Chihuahua I feel like chances are

she's probably gonna be high maintenance.

- They just have the worst attitudes.

And I assume that the owner also has a (bleep) attitude.

When I see a girl with a Pomeranian

I automatically assume diva.

- If you just generally seem like a bad person

then the worst thing you can do as a girl

is carry around it--

- An accessory that's alive.

- Yeah.

- She has a brush, like hidden somewhere

that she brushes her dog's hair

before she gets out of the car just to meet you for coffee.

- Yeah.

- I assume you're taken.

It's like absolutely wearing a ring on your finger.

Done deal, not going for it.

- I think a Pit Bull is statement.

- Straight up, I don't trust women with Pit Bulls.

- It'll say, "We're both friendly.

"You've misjudged us."

Or, it'll say, "I'm holding this to kill you".

- Everyone on the internet right now

is going to hate me for saying that.

- But I don't like guys that have Pit Bulls.

- If a girl has a Pit Bull she's most likely sexy.

And if she wasn't sexy before the Pit Bull, now she is sexy.

She also most likely has tattoos.

- Good in bed.

- Yes!

- It might sound stereotypical

but I think the coolest girl

would have the most downtrodden looking dog.

- I feel like when you meet a girl with a mutt rescue dog you're just kind of like,

"You're just a good, solid chick".

- They took a second to get to know the dog.

- And you're probably kind of sexy and adventurous.

- Done deal. - Sold.

- You can put the ring on my finger.

- Yup.

Uh, right now.

- You adopted from a rescue shelter.

You are a good human being.

- Yeah, you're a giver, a nurturer.

- The world.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.