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DAVID: You know, um, Jeannie, if Bill Clinton were to write
a memoir, I'm sure he'd want to focus on his legislative
accomplishments, foreign affairs.
No, no, no, I want to hear about the Lewinsky stuff.
That's what I--
JEANNIE: David, you're so funny.
Your stuff is like observational and political at
the same time, and I love the Lewinsky punchline.
DAVID: Oh, right?
Thank you.
JEANNIE: I think that Clinton did write a memoir, though.
DAVID: No, I'm sure he did.
Jeannie, are you my girl?
JEANNIE: I am your girl, David.
You know, let's not let anything get in the way of--
CLUB ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the
hottest new singer on the New York scene, Rochelle Konkey.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
JEANNIE: Oh, my--
DAVID: What happened?
JEANNIE: Is he OK?
DAVID: I don't know.
That chandelier fell and hit him in the head or something.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Alfred's dead.
ROCHELLE: All right, calm down, everybody.
Calm down.
Can anybody play the drums?
DAVID: Wait a minute, yeah.
I used to play drums in high school.
You know, like REM, the Smiths, U2 kind of stuff.
ROCHELLE: Anybody else?
Anyone?
All right, loser dude.
Come on up.
Show me what you got.
DAVID: Do you mind if I--
JEANNIE: No, go ahead.
DAVID: OK.
[APPLAUSE]
DAVID: We'll start with a little "Sunday Bloody Sunday."
[PLAYING DRUMS]
ROCHELLE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's just lay it down
easy breezy, like (MAKES DRUM SOUNDS WITH HER MOUTH).
All right.
That's it.
You've got the groove, man.
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) You've got the groove my man.
You are the man with the plan.
DAVID: (SINGING) I've got the groove in spades.
I'm gonna make you scream with joy.
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) When the lights go down, I will make
sweet love to you.
DAVID: (SINGING) When the lights go down, I will thrill
your groin.
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I will lick your body.
DAVID: (SINGING) I will lick your skin.
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I will make you squeal.
DAVID: (SINGING) Like Huckleberry Finn.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) I'll make you squeal.
DAVID: (SINGING) Like Huckleberry Finn.
ROCHELLE: [SQUEALS]
(SINGING) I will make you squeal.
DAVID: (SINGING) I will get into the [INAUDIBLE] of the
[INAUDIBLE].
[BOTH SINGING]
DAVID: (SINGING) I want to get into that nice body, a lover's
lover's body.
[APPLAUSE]
DAVID: Wow, that was incredible.
JEANNIE: Yeah.
DAVID: How amazing is Rochelle?
JEANNIE: Yeah, she's great if you like that sort of thing.
ROCHELLE: You were really great up there.
I really like your style.
DAVID: Oh, thanks.
ROCHELLE: Yeah.
DAVID: Oh, uh, Rochelle Konkey, this is, uh, Jeannie
[INAUDIBLE].
She's my girlfriend.
ROCHELLE: Hi.
So anyway, listen, we're going to this really cool after
hours shindig at a really amazing Brooklyn loft.
You should come.
DAVID: What do you think, darling?
SAJ: Rochelle's here!
Everyone cheer!
ROCHELLE: Hey, Saj.
This is David Wain.
He filled in for Alfred after he died.
SAJ: Ooh.
I heard about you.
Word is you got groove to spare.
DAVID: I guess word travels fast.
ROCHELLE: And that's some girl that came with David.
JEANNIE: (ANGRILY) Uh, excuse me, I'm not some girl.
I'm David's girlfriend.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
DAVID: (SINGING) Hey, where are you taking her?
ROCHELLE: (SINGING) Don't worry about her.
She'll be fine.
Just come with me, and now for the best time where I
have sex with you.
DAVID: Wait a minute.
What about Jeannie?
(SINGING) What do I do?
Do I go down this road?
I guess we'll find out in the next episode.
Argh!
[MUSIC PLAYING]