It's Denise...what's her face!

She went to our High School, now she's a stripper?

Man...

It's a sheep bend knot.

It's impossible to break.

You're pretty handy...

I'm a scout.

Like...an actual scout?

Yeah.

Nice legs.

Thanks...

You know tonight's the secret party, right?

Everybody except the douche bags and the nekkerchiefs will be going.

This could be the night of our lives.

The town's deserted...

- Dude, look! - What?

The bouncer, he's gone!

We should sneak in!

Dude, there's like nobody here.

Don't worry, Mommy, Daddy's here!

Something wrong with her, look at her chest!

No, that's make-up, dummy! It's a jungle theme!

Wait, you're the stripper!

Cocktail waitress.

What is going on?!

What do you think? Everyone's eating each other!

Like a - ?

Anymore questions?

Don't...move...

I'm fine, everything's under control!

Guys, the police are gone!

The military? They're not coming either.

But tonight, we're gonna show 'em what being a real scout's all about.

Are we just gonna stand here, are we gonna go save the world?

That was a really good speech, Ben.

It's Kelly De Rogers!

He looks like crap!

I set him on fire...

He tried to eat me!

Alright, scouts

let's kick some zombie ass!

It's a Zombie Apocalypse!

Come on, we're scouts, we're trained for this!

What is that?!

It's a bomb.

What are you, the Taliban?!

Stop agitating them!

What, I need a new profile pic!