字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント [people screaming] [alarm wailing] It ends here, King Lhoga! Aah! [roars] [glass shattering] King Lhoga's Hyper-Flame is too strong! There's only one way I can defeat him. Battleman X! Red Diamond Scorpion Tail: activate! Now you'll see what true power-- - Hey, whoa, whoa. - What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Is that your dick? - What? What the hell else would I be talk-- I'm saying is that, right there, between your legs. - Is that your dick? - No. It's my Red Diamond Scorpion Tail! Uh, I don't know, man. - It looks a lot like a dick. - What? It's not really cool to whip out your dick while we're fighting, or whatever. It's not a dick. Watch this. [grunting] [explosion] [people screaming] - See? - Oh, okay. If anything, I'm more convinced it's a dick now. No. It's an energy weapon. [grunting] Excuse me. [whistles] Whoa, you are really consumed with that dick. Sorry, there's a short refractory period between blasts. Please don't say refractory. Quit stalling and meet your fate, King Lhoga! Red Diamond Scorpion Tail: enter Mega Mode 9! Wow, that is the most dick-like thing I've ever seen, and I've fought Dickulon. Look, I think I'm just gonna go, okay? The city is safe once again. King Lhoga has been defeated by Battleman X! Okay, all right, I'm sorry, excuse me. For the record, uh, I wasn't defeated. I'm leaving because it got weird.