♫ I'm blue

♫ If I was green I would die

♫ I'm in need of a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy

♫ I could beat off a guy ♫

♫ I don't think you're ready for fish jelly

♫ I don't think you're ready for fish jelly

♫ I don't think you're ready for fi-- ♫

(slap)

(groans)

♫ Salsa on my balls, boys

♫ Salsa salsa salsa

♫ Salsa on my balls, boys ♫

- Weed brownie!

♫ Salsa on my balls, boys

♫ Salsa, salsa, salsa

♫ Salsa on my balls, boys ♫

- Weed brownie (laughs).

♫ I left my brains down in Africa

♫ I left my brains down in Africa ♫

(body hits floor)

- [Voiceover] Everybody get up!

♫ Baby can you breed

♫ A cactus from Jamaica ♫

(slap)

♫ It always works for me

♫ It's called a tooth decay-er ♫ Uh-Uh-Uh

♫ No more pretendin'

♫ Hey hey hey

♫ 'Cause now you're winnin'

♫ Hey hey hey ♫

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

There is a cactus right here, dude.

♫ Hit me with your pet shark ♫

(grunts)

♫ Hit me with your pet shark ♫

(grunts)

♫ Hit me with your pet shark ♫

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, I'll bet you think that's really funny.

Well, you know what? ♫ I'm so

♫ fancy

♫ Can't you taste this scone

♫ Remember my name 'bout to blow

♫ Peace on the point, hey yo, pass me the joint

♫ Imma spring this beat

♫ (indistinct)

♫ Oi chicka pow chicka pow ♫

♫ (indistinct) ♫

- Wallaby.

Iggy out.

- What was that?

- The greatest rapper alive.

(rap beat boxing beats) ♫ From the window

♫ To the wall

♫ From the sweatshop to the mall ♫

- Sponsored by Nike.

(bell chimes)

♫ Throw up on Mexicans

♫ Throw up on Mexicans

♫ Throw up on Mexicans

♫ Throw up on Mexicans

(man hurls and groans)

- Ugh, (speaks in foreign language)

(man whistles) ♫ I believe that the hot dogs

♫ Go on ♫

♫ Show me how to fight for now

♫ And I tell you baby

♫ It was easy comin' back to you

♫ Once I fingered an owl

♫ You were right here all along ♫

♫ She's got a chicken to ride

♫ She's got a chicken to ride ♫

- Wait, where's the chicken?

- I don't know, it was just here.

♫ Keith's got a chicken to ride

♫ But he don't care ♫

- Get outta here, Keith!

You're not in this video!

- Just let me do the one

chicken one. - Give us the chicken, Keith.

- No, no. - I'm not giving you the

chicken! - Give us the chicken, Keith!

♫ Another good bop beep bah-dee-do bo-do ♫

- Hey, uh, what is that?

- Fallout Boy.

- [Boys In Back Together] Ohh.

♫ We're going down, down

♫ Doo be doo be do bow

♫ Sugar, we're goin' down (mumbles)

♫ (mumbles) ♫

♫ (mumbles) ♫

- I'm gonna draw you like one of my french girls.

- [Boy with food] This one's gross (laughs).