that we've been playing on the show lately.

It's called Never Have I Ever. [audience laughter]

And a lot of people really enjoy this game.

- I'm sure. - It's--they really do.

They ask to play it.

So I'm gonna-- I'm gonna read something,

and all you have to do is say "I have"--

- You gonna do it, too? - Or "I have never."

I'll play with you, sure. - Okay.

- I don't want to put you on the spot, and not--

- Yeah, right. - Huh?

- Okay. - All right.

So, "Never have I ever

hired a dancer because I wanted to hook up with him."

- [laughs] [audience laughter]

- Not in the beginning. - Yeah.

[audience laughter]

And then later?

I will say I-- [audience laughter]

Okay. [laughter and applause]

"Never have I ever been in-- - [laughs]

- "Never have I ever been in handcuffs."

[audience laughter]

- You never have? - Never have.

- Wow. - No.

[audience laughter] I can't believe that.

- Nor have I had adhesive on me, either.

- [laughs] [audience laughter]

"Never have I ever looked at my significant other's texts."

- Oh, I have. - Yeah.

[audience laughter]

- Who hasn't? - Yeah.

- Okay, good. [audience laughter]

- If they have something to hide--

- Hello? - Yeah.

"Never have I ever given someone a fake phone number."

[audience laughter]

Yeah. You gotta, sometimes.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

"Never have I ever lied to Ellen about who I'm dating."

- [laughs] - [audience laughter]

- Never have! [audience laughter]

I have never! [audience laughter]

I speak my truth. Go.

- "Never have I ever been to a nude beach."

- No. - No.

- That can't be pretty, I mean-- - No, no.

- It's like-- [audience laughter]

You imagine it to be like everybody's--

I don't even want to see myself naked on the beach, I mean--

I'm serious. I don't.

- Well...some people want to see you naked on a beach.

[audience laughter]

[audience laughter]

- They gotcha! Poor tWitch.

- tWitch wants to see you? - He's married, leave him alone.

- Yeah, he's married, but, you know.

He's-- [audience laughter]

Not dead.

[audience laughter]

"Never have I ever snuck a man into the house

while my kids were asleep."

- [laughs]

[laughter and applause]

That's awful! [applause]

You have to do it when they're asleep!

You can just--parading people-- come on.

- I don't know. "Never have I ever

joined the Mile High Club."

- Oh wait, what's the question?

"I never have joined the Mile High--"

- "Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club."

[audience laughter]

It's not that hard to join.

- [laughs] [audience laughter]