(playful music)

- Who's going first?

(playful music)

- I'm an FBI agent, I'm actually 43 years old.

(playful music)

(swooshing sound effect)

- I'm regretting choosing this secret,

'cause it's really embarrassing.

You're not gonna like me after.

- You know, you share the past

with the person that you're dating.

- We've been off and on I guess for a while--.

- Oh my god!

- Will you pinky swear promise

that you'll like me after this?

- Hold up!

- I guess there is a woman before my first girlfriend,

I never told Mallory about.

- So on one of our off periods--

- I don't want to know any more!

- There was a thing with someone we both know.

- I got dared for the rest of freshman year,

anytime that you clip your fingernails or toenails,

put them in a mason jar.

And it became a thing where

(nervous laugh)

for the rest of of the four years of college

it was a large joke and I kept doing it!

And I have a mason jar full of

fingernails and toenails.

Is that disgusting?

Do you hate me?

- I don't hate you, but yeah, that's straight up gross.

- [Girl] It's disgusting.

- You do not have it!

- That was my first sexual occurrence was with this girl.

And we still communicate off and on

as a mentor, mentee kind of thing.

- Listen! (container rattles)

(laughs)

- Why are you the grossest thing ever?

- Oh my god, you pinky swear promised.

Don't be mean.

- Are you crying?

- Who was it?

- Someone whose hair color is now similar to mine.

(dark-haired guy sighs deeply)

(container rattles)

- [Girl] Ohhh

- [Guy] I almost just threw up.

I'm not even kidding

- [Guy] We're going to San Francisco this weekend.

- [Girl] Yeah.

- [Guy] And she's up there.

And I was really thinking about

- [Girl] Seeing her.

- Did I have to do it for four years? No.

(dark haired guy sighs)

- And we all said at the end,

whoever first gets married in our friend group

that's their wedding gift.

- That was it?

- I thought you'd take that the wrong way.

- They're brown. (laughs)

- She sort of looks like you but not really.

- Oh my god!

(both laugh)

- [Guy] Ohhhhh

- I always felt the dynamic was so good.

(both laugh)

Now I know why!

- Where do you keep it?

- Under my bed.

- That's even worse.

- That's disturbing.

- I know, but that's what happened, so--

- You're so weird.

- You know what, I'm glad you told me that.

(playful music)

There's more?!

- There's more to my secret

and it's that the secret's a lie.

This isn't toenails, Zachary Evans.

- [Guy] It was sort of made up. (laughs)

To get a reaction out of you.

- [Girl] (laughs) What?!

- (clapping on each word) Oh. My. God.

Is that the whole thing of this thing?

- Yeah.

- Son of a bitch!

- Thank god you're kidding!

- I know.

- Coulda thought of a better one, I guess.

- Yeah, that was lame. - Yeah.

- She was staight up crying.

- My eyes teared up, oh my gosh.

- You saw that. What the?

- That was so weird.

- I just did--

- You knew about this?

- I'm kind of dissapointed in your--

- I know

- In your imagination.

- That just showed your acting chops.

- Thanks, you think I'm talented?

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- I love you.

- I love you.

(playful music)

- I'm disappointed.

Thanks guys.

- Get a different boyfriend next time.

(both laugh)

- There might be one.

- Stay tuned!

- You date Toenail Girl, huh?

Yeah, she's pretty,

but she's crazy for keeping toenails.

Yeah, I know!

(girl laughs loudly)

I just found out the same time you did.

- I love you.