- Who do you think I am? Like-

- I know who you are.

(laughter)

(soft jazz music)

- She's married and I'm single.

I think Jake's gonna know.

Don't you think?

- He might.

- I mean, you guys text regularly, or not?

- Yeah.

- Like, what do you guys text each other?

(laughter)

- I don't know.

- I'm a straight girl. Taylor is a lesbian.

- Probably get some, like, messages on Hinge

and Tinder and Bumble.

- I can't think of a better friend

than a friend who helps you get laid.

(record scratches)

- What?

- Oh, it's on.

- No, I'm not ready.

(hysterical mumbling)

- I just have to delete a couple texts.

- Oh, my God.

(soft jazz music)

- Oh, man. I'm gonna change your life.

- I'm gonna change your life.

- We are on hour one.

- I've already matched with three ladies.

- I think 99% of the texts have had some sort of emoji,

and that is making people believe I'm Sarah.

- I've probably told her husband that I love him

about five times today.

- Jenny is officially trying to ruin my life.

I just got on my Facebook on my laptop.

Jenny checked in at a gas station.

"Thinking of growing my hat collection."

(soft jazz music)

The only solution here is to fight fire with fire.

(woosh)

- While I was at the gym, Taylor went a little overboard.

(record scratches)

You asked my Facebook friends for anti-diarrhea medication.

How is that okay?

- Her own husband does not know.

- No one caught on.

- No one caught on.

- There's probably gonna be a lot of messages

on Hinge and Bumble, a little bit of Tinder.

- I am so efficient that last night I had a dude

ready to come over immediately.

"You're pretty fine *eggplant*"

- My goal was to get Jake to ask Morgan out on a nice date.

- Oh, I like that goal.

- I didn't accomplish my goal.

(laughter)

- Oh, dang it.

- I found some good matches for you,

and I hope you keep talking to them, so

- Thank you.

- You're welcome. I hope you continue that.

I'm unmatching everyone you matched me with.

(soft music)

- I wouldn't do it again.

- No, we would not do this again.

- I guess we both care, like,

what people think about us a little too much.

- Yeah

- I don't want this ever again.

(kiss)

- Did you really set me up on a date?

- Yes. 100%

- I see. You have seriously- - Drinks on Saturday night.

- It's a double date, though.

- It's a double date.

- That's so awkward. - I know.

- Do you even go on double dates?