字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - It is 11 AM, on a work day, let's do this. (driving rock beat) - I'm already getting an Adam Levine vibe from this. - Adam Levine, really? - I don't know why. - I'm interested - Cheers. (glasses clink) - Mmm. - Not terrible. - That's like, get you fired up for a fight. - No, if somebody brought you this as a shot, - Yeah - You could finish it - Right - and not throw up. - I want to say it's Justin Timberlake. - Mmm - I'm gonna go with J.T. - Jay Z! - Ahhhh! - Oh, he's fancy. - Doesn't this taste a little bit like Jay Z? I could imagine Jay Z - Yeah - sipping on this after Beyonce's yelled at him a little bit. - This smells like some B.S. (laughs) - This smells like straight sugar. - I think this is Nicki even before I taste it because it looks elegant. - Mmm! - Woah, what the fuck? - That is way too sweet. - There's no category that this excels in. - This tastes like an apple crayon. - This tastes like Nicki Minaj's lip gloss. - If this is Kanye I'm gonna cry. - It certainly reminds me of the queen Nicki Minaj. - Yeah! (laughs) - Nicki, no, you know better. - Now, knowing that it's Nicki Minaj, I definitely like it more. - Oh, smells like ranch dressing! - It does smell like ranch dressing. - This smells like tequila. - Ach. - Wow - Ooh. - This is great, it's really smooth, it's flavorful. - I would be definitely drinking this at a pool party. - Which head would you like, - Woah. (laughs) - This is a visionary liquor. Kanye's a visionary man. - That's a face you make when you've been drinking tequila. - Ohhh - OK - Justin, your tequila is a lot like you. It looks white, but then there's a nice little kick at the end. - Justin just does everything right. - Oh - Oh it's fruity. - Yeah this is gonna suck. - It smells like a Yankee Candle. - You know what this smells like exactly? - What? - A Push Pop. - Yes! - Ugh, terrible after taste! (coughs) - Tastes a bit watermeloney. - This tastes like the equivalent of seeing a 14 year old kid smoking a cigarette. - I hope it's P. Diddy, it would be hilarious if this was P. Diddy's alcohol. - Funky and sugary with just a hint of spice, I'm going Nicki Minaj. - Are you serious? - Are you kidding me? Woah, what? - Diddy would make, he makes these drinks for women. - You know what, this was probably inspired by J Lo. - Oh that is, it's like feet and rubbing alcohol. - Ugh - Ugh. - Smells like college party vodka. - Ahhh. - It has a sweetness to it that my face would indicate otherwise. - Normally vodka is a chore, but this is like, all right. - I feel like it's either Kanye or Pharrell. - I would have to agree, it's gotta be Yeezy. - It's gotta be Yeezy. - What? - What, Dan Akroyd? - Look at Dan, he's never been with a cooler group of people in his entire life though. - I don't know why I thought these would be different from normal liquors, like oh they're celebrity liquors. No this just looks like whiskey, it has a celebrity face on it. - [Man] The only occasion where it would make sense for me to drink these in the future would be if the actual celebrity was pouring it themselves. - [Man] Yes. If I had a lot of money, I would make my own alcohol too.