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  • - This is my ready face.

  • (laughs)

  • - Hi, friends!

  • - Hi.

  • - Oh wait, should you pop up?

  • Should I pop up?

  • - Do you want me to pop up?

  • - Yeah, pop out.

  • - I'm going down, people.

  • - Go down.

  • Are you still in?

  • You're kinda still in.

  • - I'm too big.

  • - Hi friends, so what's up?

  • I'm just hangin' out in my home away

  • from home, the one and only, enter.

  • - Hi.

  • - Dan Howell's home.

  • - 'Sup, Tyler friends.

  • - Oh my god.

  • (wheezing laugh)

  • - Delete the intro.

  • - Yikes.

  • - Let's just cut straight into it.

  • - Hi.

  • - I'm sorry.

  • - How much strange porn have you

  • watched since we were last together?

  • - I've not watched any.

  • You've scarred me from it completely.

  • - Thank you.

  • Who am I kidding, I google whisk--

  • - Right, all I get from him is DMs

  • of just images of whisks, so thank you.

  • - You're welcome.

  • I can't see a whisk without remembering

  • those times that we had together.

  • - I feel like it's a tender moment for us.

  • - It was a bit tender for her.

  • (laughs)

  • Still not over it.

  • - Stop it, please, no.

  • Great, now that's all I can imagine.

  • (laughs)

  • - Yeah, the last year of my life, that's all I've been able

  • to imagine. - [Tyler] What are we

  • doing today, what are we doing today?

  • - [Dan] Okay, well, you know that Seven Second Challenge

  • thing that Phil made that everyone did?

  • Well, we made an app version of it

  • and I've shown it to Tyler which is pretty exciting.

  • - So let's play.

  • - Okay, you're going first.

  • - Okay.

  • - Okay.

  • This is so close to your face.

  • Tyler, say five different words that mean "good."

  • (snaps fingers)

  • - Great, wonderful, splendid, lovely, amazing.

  • (whistle blows)

  • Killed it!

  • I am incredible.

  • - Am I gonna lose 'cause you've had

  • too much experience playing this game?

  • - I've also had a Red Bull, so I'm like...

  • - You're freakin' zazzed, you're ready to go.

  • - I'm freakin' zazzed.

  • My dad is making a c'lab with me, help.

  • This is definitely - [Dan] Oh my god, it's so

  • close to my face. - [Tyler] your angle.

  • - [Dan] You can lean back.

  • - Okay.

  • - Lean back. - [Tyler] I'm not gonna

  • lean back. - [Dan] Please lean back.

  • Okay.

  • - Do a rap about the person holding the phone.

  • Go.

  • - Tyler, Tyler, I'll go eight miles for him any day.

  • (laughs)

  • - What, what?

  • - What the hell rhymes with Tyler?

  • - So I get to choose whether you nailed it or failed it.

  • Babe.

  • I think that's a "failed it."

  • (whines) (laughs)

  • I mean, you were close.

  • If you had one rhyme in there.

  • Maybe it was...

  • - What rhymes with Tyler?

  • Give--

  • - Smiler.

  • You're such a smiler.

  • Mylars.

  • - Okay, stop.

  • Tyler, try to shape your body into a percent sign.

  • Go.

  • - A percent sign?

  • - Go, go.

  • Wait, what?

  • Wait.

  • (laughs)

  • Those are my percents.

  • - Oh, oh.

  • - Wait, let me see, can we rewatch it?

  • - I'm gonna give that to you - [Tyler] Thank you.

  • - [Dan] 'cause you tried so hard.

  • - I was like, "A percent?"

  • At first all I could think of was a question mark.

  • - You became it.

  • Okay.

  • - A percent sign?

  • Oh my god.

  • (laughs)

  • I nailed it, I nailed it.

  • - I'm proud of you.

  • - The fear at the beginning when I had to...

  • - A percent sign?

  • Wow.

  • - Scandalized.

  • Okay, give me this.

  • - I'm ready, I'm in the zone.

  • - Name and do an example of five different emotions.

  • - Happy.

  • Sad.

  • Angry.

  • Jealous.

  • Confused.

  • - You're done, nailed it.

  • That was great, that was beautiful.

  • - What can I say?

  • I'm an actor, I'm in tune with

  • my emotions, ready to go at any time.

  • - A true thespian.

  • - A true...

  • Yeah. - [Tyler] Yeah.

  • - [Dan] Thank you. - [Tyler] Yeah.

  • - [Dan] There's nothing funny about the word "thespian."

  • - No.

  • (chuckles)

  • What?

  • Say three things that rhyme with "clock."

  • (beeping)

  • - Oh, tock.

  • Slock.

  • Flock!

  • Mock.

  • - Oh.

  • - I got, okay, ignore slock.

  • - We'll ignore slock.

  • You did get three and a bonus point

  • for not saying the obvious word.

  • - What's the obvious one?

  • - Really?

  • Wow.

  • You've mellowed in these years, Tyler.

  • - Cock, got it.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm going through the alphabet.

  • I'm like, "sock" is great, what do you mean?

  • - Cock.

  • - Got it.

  • Sing a nursery rhyme about two pieces of cutlery.

  • (beeping)

  • The fork and the spoon

  • Had a cartoon about themselves

  • Fork and spoon, yeah

  • (whistle blows)

  • - It suddenly turned into a - [Dan] A nursery rhyme?

  • A nursery rhyme... - [Tyler] fun intro music...

  • That was good, nailed it.

  • - [Dan] You're too generous.

  • - I think you were great.

  • - You're way too generous.

  • - I think, you know what, you're learning.

  • - Okay, so I'm getting sympathy yeses.

  • - Uh huh.

  • - Tyler, hold up one hand.

  • Give a name to all of your fingers.

  • - Jennifer, Craig, Sloppy,

  • Mrs. Poo, and Henry.

  • (laughs)

  • Nailed it!

  • - What do you do with Sloppy?

  • (laughs)

  • How did Mrs. Poo get her name?

  • (wheezing laugh)

  • - Dan, that is inappropriate.

  • - That was a "nailed it," definitely.

  • - Mrs. Poo.

  • You'll be seeing more of Mrs. Poo later.

  • Hmm.

  • - What was that noise?

  • - Are you ready?

  • - No.

  • - Sing the whole "Twinkle, Twinkle,

  • "Little Star" song in a scary voice.

  • Twinkle, twinkle, little star

  • How I wonder what you are

  • (snickers)

  • - Uh, I'm gonna say "failed it."

  • - I just gave myself nightmares.

  • - Because I think you were just grunting

  • and you only sang half the song.

  • Failed.

  • - I felt that, ow.

  • - Did you like that though?

  • - Yeah, I felt it, ow.

  • - Mrs. Poo's back.

  • - It hurt, but then I liked it.

  • Tyler, talk like a dolphin answering a cell phone.

  • (beeping)

  • (dolphin squeal)

  • (coughs)

  • (dolphin squeal)

  • - Hello.

  • (laughs)

  • - I got it.

  • - Okay, did you sound like

  • an asthmatic lady dying or a dolphin?

  • - Asthmatic lady dolphin dying answering the cell phone.

  • Hello.

  • - You carried on - [Tyler] Got it.

  • Thank you. - [Dan] despite a cough.

  • So I'm going to give that to you.

  • - [Tyler] Listen, I don't give up.

  • - I wanna watch that again.

  • - I don't.

  • - Oh, come on, come on.

  • (dolphin squeal)

  • (coughs)

  • (laughs)

  • (dolphin squeal)

  • - Hello.

  • (laughs)

  • I look like I'm blackout drunk,

  • actually answering a cell phone.

  • - Tyler after a hundred Tequilas.

  • - Eh, about two Tequilas.

  • Okay, are you ready?

  • - Yes.

  • - This is so close to your face.

  • (snickers)

  • Pretend your knees are stuck together and skip in a circle.

  • - What the hell?

  • Okay.

  • (laughs)

  • (whines)

  • Ow.

  • - No...

  • (laughs)

  • Nailed it.

  • - I've done it.

  • I've reached my lowest point on YouTube.

  • - This is it.

  • - Just when I think all my dignity's gone

  • so I have nothing left to lose.

  • - And then I come back for another collab.

  • - And...

  • - That's what happens.

  • - Woo.

  • Tyler, you win.

  • - Oh my god, thank you so much.

  • - Are you proud?

  • - I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me.

  • I'd like to thank the creators of this beautiful app.

  • - The other YouTubers - [Tyler] Dan and Phil.

  • - [Dan] that you did the Seven Second Challenge

  • with for giving you the training that you needed

  • to obliterate me. - [Tyler] Truly.

  • I need to thank you for not believing in yourself,

  • and never trying

  • the Seven Second Challenge. - [Dan] If I had self-esteem,

  • then I would have won.