Everybody sing it with me.

There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea

Did you know, that when it snows

My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

Baby! I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

I can't believe no one in this family wants to sing.

Walley World.

Here we come.

What the hell is that?

That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer

It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!

What kind of asshole would drive his family across the country?

My great dad wanted us to be close, and that's all I want for my family

Family is the most important thing there is.

Hi folks! You must be the Fun family!

I'm just messing with you! Look at your guy's face. It's like Funs.....huh??

Stop talking to me.

Sheila. -Sheila, do you like school this year?

It's ok.

So, do you like school this year?

That's seriously what you sound like. Just shut up.

Can you get along any faster, Dad

Prancer doesn't go any faster!

Maybe if I press this rabbit button it'll like give it a boost or something. -Yes!

What? -What's happening?

Why am I swiveling? -I don't know, I don't know!!

-Turn the wheel. -Oh my god -AHHH

Ahh! It really looks like somebody blew their head off.

Freeze! -This trip's been a nightmare.

You had a dream to take your family to Walley World.

Never let that go.

What kind of a family are you?

We're the Griswalds.

You piece of ass

Wow! This is beautiful!

I say we call it Griswald Springs!

Why does it smell like rotten eggs?

Sulfur, buddy!

Natural.

We should jar this stuff.

I don't think this is a hotspring.

I found a dart.

Are you crazy??

Ahh!!!

Everybody out! I took out all of the pricks.

We're naked and covered in human waste.

Oh, come on sweetheart. We don't know if it's human.