Let's go over the plan real quick, okay?

You're gonna start things off with your little floor pattern,

Get everybody hooked, then I'm gonna step up and seal the deal.

Board breaks.

Simple plan, okay?

So don't fuck this up for me. This is my life, okay?

Every single person out there is a potential new client.

Y'all understand?

All: Yes, sir.

Okay, pull them in.

Who's the king of the demo?

You are, mr. Simmons. Who?

All: You are, mr. Simmons.

You're goddamn right, I am.

One, two, three.

All: Hiyah!

That's julio chavez,

Just one of our black belt students at concord taekwondo.

We got a lot of those there, huh?

This is, without a doubt, to me,

One of the most difficult things in taekwondo to do,

Is to bust them with your elbow.

And, well, I fashion myself a master in this.

So y'all are in for a special treat this afternoon.

(fred groans)

(softly) fuck!

Okay! All right!

So, if any of y'all wanna sign up for classes at concord taekwondo,

We have some sheets here with information, phone numbers,

Special rates and whatnot. And...

You know, come talk to me if y'all wanna learn how to do some cool taekwondo.