THROUGH A HAUNTED HOUSE,

BUT THIS YEAR WE DECIDED NOT TO MAKE HER DO IT ALONE.

I SENT MY BRAVE EXECUTIVE, ANDY--

ANDY LASSNER-- WITH HER,

AND ANDY, I SAID, "YOU'RE GONNA DO IT"--

WE SURPRISED HIM AND SAID,

"AS SOON AS THE SHOW'S OVER, YOU'RE GOING,"

AND HE REALLY DIDN'T BELIEVE US,

BUT HE AND AMY WENT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS'

HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS,

AND--OH, MY GOD, THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

[eerie music]

- JUST GO. [screams]

JUST DO IT. JUST SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY.

HOLLYWOOD. SAY IT. JUST SAY IT.

- I GOT IT--

HI, WE'RE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS'

HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS,

AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH "THE WALKING DEAD" MAZE.

ARE YOU READY, ANDY? - I'M GOOD.

[both scream]

- ANDY'S [bleep]. - LET'S GO.

- WAIT.

WE KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING. WE KNOW THEY'RE COMING.

- I SEE THIS, SO THIS ISN'T SCARY.

- OH, THEY'RE SCARY.

- OKAY. HONEY...

OKAY, THIS--IS IT ALL OUTSIDE?

- NO, NO, NO. PROBABLY NOT.

LOOK AT-- - I CAN'T.

- [screams]

DON'T SHOVE ME IN FRONT OF-- DON'T--

- IT'S THE SUDDEN...

- THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

- OKAY, HI. OH. YOU'RE NICE.

[both scream]

OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING.

OKAY. OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE WEIRD.

OH, NO. OKAY.

- [screams]

- IT'S SO STRANGE. OKAY, I SEE YOU.

I SEE YOU. OKAY.

- WE'RE GOOD.

THERE'S ONE IN HERE.

- I SEE IT.

- THIS IS NOT GOOD. - THIS IS FINE.

- OKAY, WE'RE GOOD. - OH, THERE'S MORE LIKE THIS.

- OH.

- THAT'S NOT REAL.

- THAT'S WHERE I GOT MY--

[both scream]

- [bleep]!

ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

LET'S... - [moaning]

HE'S GONNA COME BACK.

HE'LL COME BACK. HE'LL COME BACK.

- [screams] STOP IT!

[bleep]!

THIS STARTS.

- WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND ME?

YOU'RE A MAN. BE A MAN. BE A MAN.

- JUST LET ME HOLD. I'M NOT--

I AM A MAN, AND I'M GONNA HOLD YOU.

- THEY'RE SOMEBODY IN HERE.

- NO, HE'S GOOD.

- [screams] - WHAT?

- [screaming]

- STOP IT! STOP IT!

STOP IT!

OKAY, LET'S JUST GO. LET'S JUST GO.

[both scream]

- OKAY.

ANDY, GO. JUST GO.

JUST WALK. JUST WALK. JUST WALK.

WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY, GOOD.

JUST QUICK. WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

[both scream]

NOT YOU!

ARE WE ALMOST DONE?

- IS THERE SOMEBODY REAL IN HERE?

- THERE'S NO ONE REAL. - OKAY.

SOMETHING BAD--

[both scream]

- STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

- [moans]

- OKAY. - WE'RE GOOD.

[both scream]

- ARE WE DONE? IS THIS DONE, ALMOST?

- OH, MY GOD.

[both scream]

- RELAX. WE'RE GOOD.

- STOP IT.

[both scream]

OH, JUST STOP IT NOW!

- ANDY, DON'T--

OKAY. THERE'S DEFINITELY--

- OKAY. I SEE IT. OH, YOU.

HI.

[both scream]

NO! YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

- THAT WAS NOT-- WE'RE GOOD.

IT'S A TRAIL--

DID WE GO THE WRONG--

[both scream]

STOP IT NOW!

IS THIS A WRONG WAY?

- OH, WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY. STUPID.

IT'S FINISHED. WE'RE GOOD.

- YOU DID GOOD, ANDY. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

- YOU DID TOO. - YOU DID GOOD.

- WHY DO PEOPLE PAY FOR THAT? OKAY.

HAPPY, ELLEN? [laughs mockingly]

[cheers and applause]

- [chuckling]

OH...

YOU LITERALLY-- YOU HID BEHIND A GIRL.

YOU ACTUALLY-- "STOP IT. STOP IT NOW."

[laughter]

THANK YOU FOR STARTING A NEW TRADITION.

WE'RE GONNA SEND BOTH OF YOU THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE

EVERY YEAR NOW.

[cheers and applause]

WE'LL BE BACK WITH LADY ANTEBELLUM AFTER THIS.