字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Now it's time for a segment we call "It's a Jungle in the Amazon." [tribal music] Sorry. Brings out the animal in me. [laughter] All right, this is a segment-- we show you real products that exist on Amazon even though they probably should not. This is a product called the AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray. It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel. [audience exclaiming] Yeah. You know, it's a great place to write your loved ones that you just caused a terrible accident. [laughter] This is a book I found on Amazon. It's called "Dancing With Cats," and I think you can't have enough cat books. [laughter] This is a woman right here, and she's dancing with two cats. [laughter] She was born to do that, wasn't she? Here's a man dancing with a cat. [laughter] Here's the thing. Every time I try to defend cat owners, they turn around and do something like this to me. [laughter] How can I defend cats? Here's another one. I had no idea this book existed. It's an Ellen DeGeneres coloring book by Jack Anthony. [audience laughs, groans] I don't know you, Jack Anthony, but I feel like we will be speaking through lawyers soon. [laughter] If you see a product online you think I should see, please send it to me. We'll be back after this.