"It's a Jungle in the Amazon."

[tribal music]

Sorry.

Brings out the animal in me.

[laughter]

All right, this is a segment-- we show you real products

that exist on Amazon even though they probably should not.

This is a product called

the AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray.

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

[audience exclaiming]

Yeah.

You know, it's a great place to write your loved ones

that you just caused a terrible accident.

[laughter]

This is a book I found on Amazon.

It's called "Dancing With Cats,"

and I think you can't have enough cat books.

[laughter]

This is a woman right here, and she's dancing with two cats.

[laughter]

She was born to do that, wasn't she?

Here's a man dancing with a cat.

[laughter]

Here's the thing.

Every time I try to defend cat owners,

they turn around and do something like this to me.

[laughter]

How can I defend cats?

Here's another one.

I had no idea this book existed.

It's an Ellen DeGeneres coloring book

by Jack Anthony.

[audience laughs, groans]

I don't know you, Jack Anthony,

but I feel like we will be speaking through lawyers soon.

[laughter]

If you see a product online you think I should see,

please send it to me.

We'll be back after this.