字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント hello we are Russian men from nineteen eighties is this compliments desk. uh this is the complaints department oh well we just wanted to say we love the new channel design reminds us of communist Soviet Union. how so. everyone just get same rectangle up top no room for fancy border or dangerous artistic expression everyone is saying right comrades. well those changes were made so there would be more room for videos on all screens big and small did you know that many creators get over forty percent of their views on mobile devices mobile devices oh like Sputnik like cell phones. cell phone so k tell me which button to press for to watch mobile video hey Gregory Brothers you didn't fix the view count very much now it's just stuck at 301 plus. I thought that was a pretty clever fix on our part. why can't you just fix this glitch with all your Brainiac scientists. you guys sound so good today Sarah I love yout shoes where'd you get them. don't try and pacify that's what you always do real answer Jimmy Choo I got them on sale too. amazing. I know right they make your feet look so swanlike. thank you that's the nicest thing I've ever heard I think I need more girl time. hi I'm a commenter and I have a complaint before you make your complaint may I ask you to read this please. why. to make sure you're not a robot spammer me a robot spammer? just read the captcha. capital L O, W, E Capital A pretzel I didn't bring my corrective lenses. that's a lower case n robot complaints are that way but I just wanted to tell everyone about you the new Rihanna sex tape I'm an independent inventor and I have a product you are gonna wanna buy. okay. you tube wants to increase watch time right meet Harold the watch time optimizer he literally does nothing but watch videos. but he's just a dummy. shhh I'm sorry Harold don't talk that way about Harold he's increased his watch time by 400,000 percent since yesterday can I have a million dollars no. to vimeo Harold to vimeo do not gallon smashing in here young man get out hey there are way too many prank videos on YouTube yes getting dangerous out there aren't you the couple from prank versus prank. yeah so. do you want us to take your videos down? no not ours ours are good-natured and done with love. why are your eyes closed oh I glued her eyelids shut you should totally see the video all you have to do is press right here did you get it? yeah I think so it sounded hilarious. no you didn't over here hey I just wanted to say I don't like that the comments get removed for having too many negative votes. we're just trying to rid the comments section of bullying and hate speech that seems a little oppressive don't you think. I don't know you're talking to me dislike. but you see when I respond to the negative comments in a clever way I want people to see the original so they can know how good I burned them. I don't like what you're saying. I just think it goes against our freedom of speech oh thumbs-down. hey where'd she go her comment has received too many negative votes hi so I'm a college student and I have a big exam tomorrow so I was wondering what videos I can watch instead of studying. well the key is to start with good intentions so you probably wanna watch something from science education which will then probably lead you to v sauce which will then lead you to barely political which is the gateway to hours of garbage that you probably won't learn anything from perfect thanks. you tube complaints I'm Jeff this is my girlfriend Suzanne and I wanted to come to YouTube to make one of those proposal videos everyone loves so much Suzanne will you marry me. people people that's not how it works you guys can film it elsewhere and then upload it to YouTube okay on YouTube not at you tube Ok sorry can I get that footage. uh uh. gimme that footage. good afternoon let me guess you did one of those my boyfriend does my makeup videos and now you can't get your makeup of your face you look terrible and somehow that's my fault no I'm here for a job interview I'm sorry you look great have a seat Felix I know you fell from space to earth and everything but why can't you just commute to work like everyone else. redbull? no thanks