Uh, yeah, I, I-I-I

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen

It's not available - if you try it once you will die

Your face will melt off and your children will weep

over your exploded body

-You love to party -What's not to love?

The run I was on made Jagger and Richards

Look like droopy-eyed armless children

That's how I party

I was bangin 7 gram rocks - that's how I roll - WINNING

I have one gear: GO! EPIC WINNING

-Are you bipolar? -I'm bi-WINNING

Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere, where---

Absolute victory -Everywhere, where, where---

I'm on a quest -We're gonna win everywhere

Right every single wrooOOoO00oong

I'm a total frickin rock star from Mars -WINNING

C'mon, bro, I got tiger blood -WINNING

You borrow my brain and be like DUDE, can't handle it

Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere

I've got a list. Help me sort this.

From the epic win to the desperately winless

-Chicken nuggets -WINNING

-Bubble gum -WINNING

-Pretendin to text to avoid someone -EPIC WINNING

-Slow dancin -WINNING

-Slow pantsin -WINNING

-Breakin the rules of the Geneva Convention(s) -WEAK.

-Adonis blood -WINNING

-Violent love -WINNING

-Givin needy women caresses and hugs

EPIC WINNING 34\r00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,540 -Childbirth -WINNING

-Colin Firth -WINNING

Tinky Winky's purse!

Duh...WINNING, WINNING, I-I-I-I

I was bangin 7 gram rocks - that's how I roll - WINNING

I have one gear: GO! EPIC WINNING

-Are you bipolar? - I'm bi-WINNING

Win here, win there, win everywhere

I'm a total frickin rock star from Mars - WINNING

C'mon, bro, I got tiger blood

You borrow my blood and be like DUDE, can't handle it

Win here, win there, WIN WIN everywhere, where