Fat Amy

I'm the best singer in Tasmania...

...with teeth

Umm, you call yourself Fat Amy?

Yeah so... twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back

I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance and er...

...mermaid dancing

Which is a little different, you usually start on the ground

Aubrey: Oooh

It's a lot of floor work

Aubrey: I see that

We will practice everyday for at least 2 hours, 7 days a week and I trust you will add your own cardio

Why cardio?

Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio

I thought of a new name for, um, this hairstyle...

Mmhmm

...it's called the orthodox jew ponytail

Oh yeah?

Because it's very reserved at the front but party in the back

Shalal!

That's not a real word but keep trying

So I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling or.. Well... ...an incorrect feeling?

....I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think 'mm... better not'

I've been shot...

...I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT!!

I'm gonna kill him I swear... I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake

The Trebles don't respect us and if we let them penetrate us we are giving them our power

Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'

But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave

Amy!

What are you doing?

I'm doing horizontal running...

Horizontal running?

Come on, bring it!

You can do better than that!

ENOUGH, ENOUGHHHHH... AAGH!

I have nodes

Aubrey: Chloe this is horrible

Well, at least it's not herpes...

...or do you have that, as well?

I should've taken that cardio tip more seriously

How much have you done?

You just saw it

Aca-scuse me?

Aca-believe it

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingos simultaneously

MOVE YOU BITCHES!

Wait... come on I joined this group so I could hang out with a bunch of really cool chicks...

...and also because I was really sick of all my boyfriends and I need to get away from that

I think we all know where this is going... let's be honest

It started when I broke up with my girlfriend...

Whooomp there it is

And yet maybe I didn't...

...because I got hit by flying Mexican food

Even though some of you are pretty thin... I think that you all have fat hearts

I think I have something that can help us out

Excuse me bitch you don't need to shout

I've got Bumper's number

Why do you have Bumper's number?

Err... eeeeeeerrrrrrrr.... ummmmmmmmmm

Oh Chloe... don't worry it's just God punishing you because you're a ginger

And my real name is Fat Patricia...

Amy!

Vertical running... I'm vertical running!