字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - (groans) Ugh. - Morning, boo. - Oh my God, what? No, Zack, what? What are you doing here?! Where's your shirt? - Do you have any cereal? - Oh my God. What happened? - I think we did it. - Ugh, how did this happen? - I dunno, you know, love works in mysterious ways. - No, oh my God, Zack, no. This is not a good thing. We should not have hooked up, okay? We have to just keep a low profile and no one will know. It'll be fine. - Cool. - [Ashly] It'll be fine. - What about brunch? - Oh, shit! Ugh! - Do you know where my pants are? - Oh my god. Okay, look, here's the plan: you go in there first and then, like, 10 minutes later I'll go in, so just don't be weird, okay? - Okay, hey, don't worry about it sweet thing. I got this. - [Ashly] Zack, no. No! Zack! - What? I'm gonna keep it cool! You're so cute when you're flustered. - They were so drunk last night. - I know, oh my god. - [Ella] Oh my gosh, it was so funny. - Do you think they even remember? - [Ella] I don't know. - Only one way to find out. - I feel like we should have some fun with this, though. - [Quinta] Yeah. - Hello, my good friends, nice to see you guys. - Hey! - Hello, Justin, hello everyone. - Hey, Zack, you are so late. You're normally never this late. What happened, Mr. One-Time? - Also, where's Ashly? - Where is Ashly? - [Ella] She's never late. - Ashly's coming here? I didn't know she was invited here, wow. Be some kind of reunion, I haven't seen her in a while. - [Ashly] Hey guys! Hi, sorry I'm late. - Hey! There she is! - My Uber driver was taking such a long time, you know how Uber drivers are, they're just, like, so...it was...anyway. - Well, thanks to you two latebirds, we are very, very hungry. Waiter! (people eating, laughing) - These pancakes are really good. (group murmurs in agreement) - So, what did everyone get into last night? (Ashly and Zack stutter) - I can go first. Justin and I watched a lovely documentary on Netflix, it was called "Accidental Lovers". - [Ella] That sounds interesting. - It was really good. - I also stayed in last night. I was working on my homemade Sriracha sauce. It got unexpectedly hot. - Oh! So what did you two do last night, hmm? - Uh...I was, uh, at my home uh, playing a video game. FIFA! I played FIFA, FIFA Soccer. - And I was at home, also by myself, reading, uh, reading a book. For solitude purposes. You know, Oprah, in fact, says that-- - Okay, guys, enough! We know what happened last night. - What? - We know. - Nothing...(chuckling) nothing happened. - Guys, we saw your Snapchat stories. - We saw both of your stories. - Your hot, juicy, steamy Snapchat stories. - Oh, God. Snapchat. (overlapping chatter) - Oh! - Ohhh! Look who it is! (laughs) - I am Snapchatting, too, right now! - This is crazy! Since we ran into each other, wanna do something fun? - Uh, yeah? - We're at The Leaky Whale! - We're gonna get some half-off shots! - Half-off shots! Half-off shots! Shots, shots, shots! - Thank you, bartender! Go. (Ashly coughs) - (laughing) We should do a shot with a stranger. - [Zack] (laughing) No, no. - Do you want a shot? (bar noise and drunk calling) - He's a pilot! - Former pilot. (Ashly laughs) (bar noise, cheering) - [Rick] Hey lovebirds, over here! - Rick, you're so crazy! - How did you get my phone? Ha ha, yeah! - (laughing) You're gonna wake up Sara. No, Zack! Why don't we hang out more? - (laughing) I don't know. - See, soon you guys will have to share your food like this. - Oh, no. This is so embarrassing. - Hey, you wanna know a secret? - What? - Zack and Ashly didn't really hook up. - What?! How do you know? - He sent me a private Snap. Here, I'll replay it. - Hey, Justin, it's your boy, Zack, and... are you asleep already? Ugh, party pooper. I'm going to bed, too. Good night! - Oh. - They didn't do it. - Those poor little fools. You think we should tell them? - Nah. - Okay. I'm with it. (jazzy piano music)