Do you know who Vicente Cortez is?

Yes, he's the top lieutenant in the cartel.

He is known as The Bank of Bogata.

The Tender Tinder.

The Linder Lender.

The Money Launderer.

El Chapo. The Pork Chop. Macho -

Okay, okay, okay...

Tomorrow morning you will escort our witness to Dallas

so she can testify against Cortez.

Mrs Reva? We have got to get going.

Look at you, you're teeny-tiny!

You're like a little dog that I can put in my purse!

But Cortez has killed every witness we've had.

You're in danger, ma'am!

But everything's going to be fine!

What about my husband?!

Everything but your husband's gonna be fine!

You don't have to like me

but I'm the best chance you have at surviving.

What the hell is that white stuff?

- Baby Powder! - Baking Powder!

I should call the police...

NO! I'm the freakin' police, don't you see?!

You're free to go!

But I totaled your car -

I SAID YOU'RE FREE TO GO!!!

We have been set up!

Shot at!

And hunted down!

Officer Cooper stands at four feet, eleven inches...

Oh come on.

The other suspect, a forty-five year old latino woman -

Forty-five?! My madre...

We need a couple hours to lay low, now can you help us with that?

I kinda like your smile...

You do not know anything about me!

I have seen your underwear!

I live a lot of coverage!

That's not underwear, that's a diaper!

I know everything I need to know.

They tried to seduce me with some lesbian stuff.

I am her lover!

But I'm a Christian, so I didn't - I wasn't interested in that.

Randy?

Whoa, hey!

Penis! Oh my God!

Penis!

I'm gonna get...

Officer Cooper is four feet, nine inches -

I am five foot two!

- traveling with a fifty year old suspect.

FIFTY?!

Find them now.

We have to get out of this car right now

they're going to kill us both!

Follow my lead!

Mrs Reva is having some problems from lady business.

Can't she just...hold it?

No, you see, once a month

my uteris sheds its lining -

It sheds.

So that the eggs descend into the -

OH MY GOD!