But you all have got to stop calling each other

Sluts and whores.

It just makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.

Who here has ever been called a slut?

Okay, everybody up.

Ms. Norbury had us write out apologies

To people that we'd hurt in our lives.

"alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch.

It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed."

"gretchen,

"I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea

"at barnes and noble.

And I'm sorry I told everyone about it."

And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

( ethereal choral theme plays )

Laura, I don't hate you because you're fat.

You're fat because I hate you.

( girls grunt )

I just wish we could all get along

Like we used to in middle school.

I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles,

And we'd all eat it and be happy.

She doesn't even go here!

Do you even go to this school?

No. I just have a lot of feelings.

Okay, go home.

Sharon, I think you're doing a great job.

Thanks. I feel like I'm getting through.

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.

But I can't help it that I'm popular.

( crash )

Oh, my god! Oh, jeez. Okay, walk it off. Walk it off.

Okay. That hurt.

They're okay.