- What do you want?

Do you want me to put this on my finger?

Am I marrying a machine?

- The one ring to rule them all is beeping at me.

Where do I put it? Here?

- Ring functions.

There's a touch sensor.

Great.

And it vibrates.

(chuckles)

I know of another kind of ring that vibrates,

but I don't use it!

- Let's try writing the gesture.

Okay.

Woop

That does not look anything like what I just did.

- Looks like I had a heart attack in the middle of it.

- Speak, what do you mean speak?

Lightning.

Huh?

Oh, I activated a camera.

- How do I get it to take it?

(laughs)

Now this is handy.

Again.

Oh my god, this is all I would ever do with this.

- No, I didn't cancel it!

I don't understand!

- Alright, let's see if this works.

Let's see if this business is real.

- [iPad] Hello world.

(laughs)

- Oh boy, it's gonna get weird now.

- [iPad] 'Sup bitches?

(laughs)

- (beep)

- Let's see if I can make it say something foul.

Dick, dick, dick.

- [iPad] Let's look crazy!

- No, dick, dick, dick!

Dick, dick, dick is what I want.

- [iPad] Dick, dick dick.

- Gotcha.

- In my opinion,

this ring should be made out of platinum gold.

Oh, and like a big gigantic diamond.

(peppy music)

- Shut up!

What is the gesture for shut the (beep) up?

- Stop.

Hey, alright, I'm getting the hang of it.

I don't want the camera.

- No, no selfie.

Okay, one selfie.

(laughs)

- If you want to take a dozen pictures

of yourself by accident, this is the app for you.

Can I make it like let me design some logos here?

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- How?

This...

Let's see if it works.

This'll open the camera if I do it right.

Drawing the dick in the air

is the first thing that I've nailed.

Let me to spell Keith so sexy.

That's a double-u.

That's a double-u.

(sighs)

Well, you know, we gave it a good shot.

- This needs at least like

ten more years of technology before it becomes

useful to anyone.

- Somebody 12 years old somewhere

is gonna have time to figure this out.