These hormone injections make me want to punch you in the face right now:

No hitting:

That's right: You're right:

There you go: Come on:

WelI, how much Ionger are you gonna put your body through this?

Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one,

but I just woke up one day,

and I felt Iike every baby on the street was staring at me:

Katie's coming out of the mommy closet:

Hey, Tyler:

Tyler, what is this alI over you?

Is that chocolate or poop?

Is that chocolate or poop?

It's chocolate:

What if that had been poop?

I told you, messy, but great:

Not bad:

Everybody do a shot of this pea soup:

Let's go with this: CalI it "Health Monster:"

That's great:

It's what I do:

You know,

I was swimming this morning with the dolphins in Costa Rica,

and I realized something:

I am a great man:

And great men do great things:

I want to open a flagship store right here in Philadelphia:

I want it to be the biggest store we ever built,

I want it to be made of 100% recyclable materials,

and I want it to be so beautiful that people want to get married in it:

Kate, join me up here:

I'm wearing a dress, Barry:

Won't you?

Sure:

Okay:

Kate, I want you to spearhead this as our new vice president:

This is me transferring my success to you:

(ALL CLAPPING)

Thank you, Barry:

Hold on: