Right now?

Yeah.

Ok, hand me your phone.

Alright, you ready?

Wait, are you fucking kidding me!?

What?

After everything we've talked about you're really still texting this bitch?

No. I'm not talking to her at all.

What? So you're calling me a liar?

I'm not calling you a liar.

That's not her texting you right there after you said you'd delete her number!?

You're being crazy right now!

I'm being crazy?

- Oh boy, crazy girl on the plane! - I don't want to do this right now.

We're in the middle of an airplane!

You don't want to do it?

Why? You're worried everyone on this plane is going to find out how much of an asshole you are!?

OK. You need to calm down.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm going to the bathroom!

You are not getting away from this conversation!

Let me go to the bathroom!

Oh my god！

I can't believe you just followed me all the way to the bathroom on an airplane just to continue an argument.

Well, I can't believe you're still texting that stupid girl!

I already told you I'm not texting her!

You know what your problem is?

What?

You're not even trying to see things from my perspective.

Well, you know what your problem is?

What!?

You're out of your mind!

Oh you are such a dick!

Such a huge dick!

Well, maybe if you wouldn't freak out about every little thing and let me explain myself.

We wouldn't have these problems!

Well, by all means then, explain yourself!

You want me to explain myself right here? Right now?

- In the middle of an airplane? - Let them work it out.

Yeah! Otherwise we're never gonna talk about it!

Why do you say that?

Because that's what you always do!

You just hope I forget!

Ok. I promise you we will talk about this when we get home.

Can we please stop arguing on this airplane?

Fine!

Are we finished here?

I don't know yet, are we?

Almost.

Now we're finished!

(grunts)

Shhh! Shh!

Everyone on the plane just heard that argument.

Everyone just heard that.

Shh! We'll talk about this when we get home.

I'm so sorry about that.

Oh, it's ok

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