A present from me to you.

How thoughtful. Put it in there with the others.

There's fish everywhere. Look, a pink one.

All right, let's leave this stuff right here, OK?

Get your bathing suit and we'll go to the lake.

No, you go. I just can't seem to relax in filth.

We'll all clean up later. Let's go.

Someone has to find the toilet seat.

- Buck found it on the sun porch. - Sun porch?

- It makes you wonder. - No excuses.

- What are you doing? - I don't know.

- Stop it. - The kids are at the lake.

- Chet, what are you doing? - Nothing.

Honey, no.

We got the house to ourselves. Hello!

Oh, no, what happened? I'm sorry.

I just don't feel like this. I'm tired, I'm stinky.

- Come on. - What are you doing?

- We got the house by ourselves. - What about the kids?

- They're down the lake. - Don't!

- Let's go to the bedroom. - Why?

That's the great thing about being in the woods.

- What are you feeding me now? - Come on.

You can run around naked and you won't run into anybody.

- Is that right? - Yes.

Really?

Do you think it's possible that we could play fashion parade?

- I don't want to play. - Why?

- You get to wear the good outfits. - I'll let you wear them.

- You will? - You will be Shelana.

- Shelana, the oak tree woman. - I love being the oak tree woman!

- Temptress of the woods. - Yes!

And I will be Burt. A guy named Burt.

I love it when you're Burt. You're always so manly.

Or I could be Smokey's cousin Horny.

- He has endurance too. - Yes, he does.

Anybody home?

Shelana the woods temptress with Horny the bear, Smokey's cousin?

OK. OK.

- Turn that off. - Oh, yeah! No, Chester, you said it.

Do it on the floor!

Beautiful style. That's all right.

Role-playing helps in a marriage after a while.

Turn the damn thing off.