字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント (rock music) - Did you just check that guy out? - No. - Okay, you're definitely talking to him. - No, I don't want to. - Well, I gotta go to the bathroom to powder my nose. - Don't do this to me! Stop it! - Hi. - Hey. (giggling) Why does he have no posters or pictures? Does he have a family? Does anybody love him? Like your place. - Thanks. (giggling) - [Voiceover] I'm so nervous I'm gonna make a bad joke. Can never be too careful with a one night stand. - Yeah. (giggling) - [Voiceover] Should I put on my clothes before getting in his bed, or will he be grossed out? Is that unsanitary? I'm very clean. Thanks. How do I brush my teeth? Do I use my finger? That's disgusting. What if I never find out his last name, how will I stalk him on Facebook? Do I have to talk to his roommate? What am I gonna say? Hello, I'm having a one night stand? Hi, I'm Nick's friend. Do I text my roommates and tell them I'm not coming home? They're never gonna believe I'm at a guy's place. Oh man, we're gonna have a good brunch. Maybe they called the cops. Why do all boys have navy sheets and decorate with empty bottles of liquor? Are we supposed to snuggle? Oh, that's nice. Oh, is it rude if I move his arm away? Why is it so heavy? Uh, just gonna ruin the moment by moving his arm because I can't breathe. (snoring) What if he doesn't stop snoring and I can't fall asleep? What if I snore super loudly and he lays awake in the dark resenting me? What do I do now? Should I sneak off like in the movies? - Hey, are you hungry? - Oh, I'm okay. (stomach growling) - Do I have to leave before noon for this to be a one night stand? Is there a rule? - Here you go. - Thanks. What if he actually asks me out? This would be such an adorable beginning to a relationship. What if I wanna see him again? I know where he lives. (traffic noises) How do I get home from here?