You stink, Buckman!

He had no business being out there!

What's the matter with you? No business!

No!

He had no business being out there! Terrible!

Why'd you make me play second base?

(STIFLING SOBS)

(SCREAMING)

(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

Someone's climbed to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

It's Kevin Buckman. His father totally screwed him up.

What's he yelling?

You made me play second base!

(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

Kevin, I'm sorry. I did the best I could.

Nice shot, son. It's important to be supportive.

Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes.

When you're sliding into home

And your pants are full of foam

Diarrhea