What the hell you doin' here? This is a restricted area. Didn't you see the sign?

Signs? Signs! That's all I see is signs. Look at this.

Stressed out "dormants" on the windows, walls that are deplaning to an alarming degree.

Deplaning? This house is obviously infested with reticulermes Mario Cuomos.

What's that? What's what?

Reticulermes. You can't even say it yourself.

They are deadly African microscopic termites.

They can eat a hundred times their weight in five minutes.

Much like yourself. From the look of things, I'd say...

this place is about ready to collapse. Who are you?

BillieJean King, Bug Busters. My van is parked out front.

Mr. King, I don't know nothin' about no Bug Busters.

The surgeon general was right. They've been mighty busy here.

The only time you can catch 'em is at night.

Aha! I got one! See that?

These little buggers are the piranhas of the insect world.

The only thing they like better than wood is human flesh. Really?

You bet. If you can't see it, how do you know you got one?

I'm glad I asked that question. They make this horrible high-pitched noise.

It's kinda like a tiny little scream. Can you hear that?

Can you hear that? It's like a tiny little piglet.

No? Uh-oh. I seem to have dropped it in your ear. You what?

That's all right.

We better get that. Can't let that nest in there. They multiply by masturbation.

The only way to get that out is to get as close to the floor as you can.

Go on down to the floor. That's right. They're drawn to the floorboards.

Now shake your head like you're trying to get water out of your ear.

That's good. But hit it... No, hit it harder. This side. That's right.

Now make that scream. That'll draw 'em out. Squeal like a pig.

A little higher. Hey, I found the queen!

I found the queen! I don't believe it. No one's ever found a queen.

I gotta get this to the lab and get a stool sample.