- Look at all the fruit crates they're unloading,

you think we have new food neighbors?

- [Marshmallow] Yayyy! I love potential new friends!

- Hey, are there any crates the shape of a hot,

female grapefruit?

- Uhm, no. They're all boxes, dude.

- That's cool, I like my ladies cubical.

- Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go over and introduce ourselves!

- Awesome! Just give me a second!

- Forever?

- Yeah, it's super expensive cologne.

Ladies fall head over heels for it, apparently.

Okay, ready.

- Bleggh! (barfs)

- Ummm, I think your cologne just knocked

Little Apple head over heels. (laughs)

- I'm telling you, this is really, really good stuff.

- Knock knock!

- This isn't the time for a knock knock joke, Orange.

Behave yourself.

- No, I'm serious.

There’s no doorbell and I can't knock without hands.

So how else are they going to know we're out here?

Knock knock!

- Who's there?

- Your new neighbors!

- Your new neighbors who?

- No no no no no, it's not a knock knock joke.

We're actually trying to knock on your door.

- I don't get it.

- Just open up. We brought you gifts.

- Oh, cool.

- My name's Bartlett.

- Nice to meet you, Bartlett!

I brought you a unicorn pinata as a gift!

- Whoa, awesome!

- Yayyy! I knew they'd like unicorns!

- No no no, I'm talking about that book.

Is that Christopher Kitchens? He's my favorite!

- Me too!

- Umm, this is weird.

- What's weird?

- Well, you two are uh..

kind of a...

nevermind.

- You want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter?

- Would I?

- Go on in, the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys.

Bye!

- Ooh, is that a unicorn?

I adore unicorns!

My dad’s a unicorn.

Woohooooo!

- Really? I'm Marshmallow!

- I'm Sugar Cube!

Nice to meet you!

- Yayyy!

- Woohoo!

- Hey Sugar Cube, if you don't mind me asking,

are you a boy or a girl?

- Um...

Let's change the subject, yahooo!

(laughs)

- Okay, this is getting bizarre.

- More like bizarro. (laughs)

(someone laughs along)

- Huh? Is there an echo in here?

- Only one way to find out.

(babbles)

(someone babbles along)

- Hey!

- Hi!

- Hey!

- Hi!

- Hey!

- Hiiiiii!

- Heyyy!

- Hi!

(both laughs)

- This is getting too obnoxious.

- I'm not obnoxious, I'm a kumquat. (laughs)

(laughs)

- Ugh, listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?

- Oh, you must mean Ruby Red.

- Ruby!

Ruby!

- What?

- Ruby!!!

- What???

- Ruby Ruby Bo Budy, Banana Fana Fo Fudy,

- Mee Mi Mo Moni!

(shouts) I'm here! Shut up! What do you...

♫ I finally found the fruit

♫ Of a lifetime

♫ A fruit to squeeze

♫ Until I'm blue

♫ I finally found the fruit

♫ Of a lifetime

- Bleggh! (pukes)

- I did not see that coming.

- I told you not to go so heavy on the Forever cologne.

- More like Forever alone.

(laughs)

- Grrrr!

- Put your non-existent hands up

and give me the purse!

- Well?

- Not him, the apple that attacked me was smaller than that.

- Smaller than that? (laughs)

- I could hear you, you know?

(laughs) - Knife?!