レイ・ナルバエスのアウトラスト・ストリーム - ベスト・ビッツ (Ray Narvaez's Outlast Stream - Best Bits)

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*SUBTITLES W-I-P*
Also, me and Tina have this agreement she's not allowed to sneak up on me...
or else I'm gonna, like, stab her.
TINA:(in background)The agreement was, you would shit, and I would have to clean it up...
Yeah, but I also said I'd stab you.
TINA: That's true.
Why?
Alright, good news, I have no idea
where to go or what to do anymore so, uh...
We are... We are good.
OOOOOOHHHHHH
What is that??
Oh, it's just a dude.
Alright, we're cool. Later, dude.
...Alright, you look busy.
*SLAM*
Why are you slamming the door??
Why are you making all this ruckus?
*SLAM AGAIN*
Mmm. Again. Great. Grand.
Miles, I don't like you. You're very loud.
I'm gonna run out of fucking batteries, and I'm gonna cry...
*beep*
It's LITERALLY pitch black!
I need the battery...
Oh...?
Oh!
Oh no...
Oh no!
OH NO!!
Who's banging on the door?! Cut the shit!
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
NO.
Sssssshhhhhhhhh
Schiesse!!
Alright, lights' good...
...That noise was not good--
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
OH GOD!!
Leave me alone!
Stop!
Stop in the name'o love!
Ha HA, the door will stop you!
Oh, there's no lockers in here!
Yes there is--
Nope, that's not a locker.
Uh oh.
I'll fight you!
Aw, he's gonna kill me.
Let's do it, let's throw down.
*beep beep*
...Yeah?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, goddammit...
Just kill me, just take me now...
Oh, god...
*stressed yell*
Why did that happen??
Why was he so close all of a sudden??
Rest in peace...
Alright, well, the game's over...
I'm just gonna stay here for, about, six hours...
And, uh, thanks for coming out, hope you guys enjoyed the stream...
And, I'm not really gonna do that.
OH
WHY.
...You gonna open the door, or...?
Oooooooohhhhh-kay.
That was... Didn't really mean you had to do that.
EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...
Can this guy grab me?
Oh, god...
No, don't touch me, please.
Yyyyeah, yeah, you're just gonna...
You can just stay in there, buddy, you're fine.
Uuuuhh...
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
DICKS.
Jump up there, asshole.
Thank you.
AAAAEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII
Why?! Why you hanging out by a hole?!
Why? Fuck yourself...
That's unfortunate for that guy.
Hey, dude, you cool?
You cool, man?
Dude, I'm cool...
Alright, good talk, bye.
OH, you're not cool!
You are absolutely not a cool guy!
Oh, man, you're fast!
Other dude, help me!
I'd like YOU to stay quiet! Leave me alone, please!
What'd I do to you??
Ha HA!
DOUBLE ha ha!
'Just live in a locker forever'?
Dude, that's VERY LIKELY I will do that...
Hey, man, we still cool?
Your friend, not so cool...
You fuckin' stay in that room...
Yeah, I'm gonna stay quiet, don't you... Don't you worry.
You'll hear NOTHING out of me.
Ah!
No! You were-- you were so cool!!
UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...
...uuuaaaaallllll-RIGHT...
DON'T see me, please...
I gotta remember holding X will, like, help him...
Oh, are these the naked guys?
OH.
OH.
OH NO.
WHY?
Help me, somebody...
I'm gonna get killed by two naked men.
You know what?
Uh...
No, my tongue and my liver are gonna stay inside of me, thanks.
OH.
OH.
OH, YOU'RE THE BIG GUY.
LATER!
Is he breaking the glass?
*smash*
YEAH HE IS.
Whoa...
OH? OH THE DOOR'S LOCKED?
COOL. GREAT.
Oh, the vent!
The vent is my way out!
Thank you, based vent!
THIS will slow him down!
NOPE, I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.
LET GO OF THE DOOR, MILES, PLEASE.
I shoulda closed that-- OHP.
I'm not afraid.
I'm a...
I'm a big boy.
I'm a real big boy.
Hup!
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy!
I'm a big boy!
Door's locked!
I'm still a big boy!
OH, OH, I'M A BIG BOY.
I'M THE BIGGEST BOY, EVER.
EVER.
Ever, ever, ever.
Where do I go, where do I go, where do I GOOOOoooo
ooohhh my god!
This is locked, isn't it.
(Yep!)
'COURSE IT IS!
'Course it is!
Oh! You're still there!
Ha HA!
I outsmarted him!
I am a genius, I'm better than him!
Yeah, I'll crouch.
Yeah, I'll do it, I'll crouch.
(Yo.)
OOOAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU THERE?
WHY ARE YOU THERE?
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING THERE?
Why are you there?
God dammit!
Fuck you!
FUCK you!
FUCK you!
God dammit!
Why?
Who hangs out there?
Who hangs out around a corner?
*sigh*
Fuck this game.
Fuck this game.
WHY.
PRISONER: I'll save you!!
Oh.
Thanks, man.
OH!
Ssshhhhh...
Fucking...
Why are you beating me up?!
I didn't do anything to you.
Oh?
Oh, no.
Stop it.
Why?
Who is that guy?
You know what, I'm gonna go down the ladder--
I'm not gonna go down the ladder, it was a joke.
Mr. Big Scary Man...
Why'd the music pick up?
Ooohhh no.
Oooohhh...
SssshhhhhhIIIIIIIIIIT.
OW...
Why?
You hit me right in the stomach.
Aw, I can't go--
Oh, I didn't crouch.
I didn't crouch, I made an error.
I have made a HUGE error.
Ugh, that hurts...
I can make it.
I can make it.
I can make it.
I can make it--
I did not make it.
Fuck off, dude, you didn't see me.
Aw, that's blocked.
Aw, I-- I closed it the wrong way!!
I closed it the wrong way!
Miles, you're an idiot!!
Everybody, please be sure to tweet Miles Luna
and be like, 'You closed the door the wrong way!'
He won't get it, but I will.
I'm guessing that's one...
Oh! Oh!
O-Open the fuck--
Oh, no.
He absolutely saw me.
He absolutely knows where I am.
'Sup, buddy! :D
You found me!
Is that an instant kill?
Oh, it's not. Awesome.
Uh, NOW I'm gonna close the door.
NO, I'M NOT.
BECAUSE THE DOOR DOESN'T EXIST.
'Not afraid is not me,' yeah, you're right.
Oh, also, I'm totally lying.
Absolutely afraid.
OH.
*raspberry*
Brrrrooooooohhhhh man,
I'm not over here...
MILES: *epic struggle to climb 3 foot rise*
That wasn't that hard of a jump, man.
No need to struggle.
Before I go in there...
Is there anything over here?
Oh.
OOOOHHHH.
Alright...
Fuck yourself...
You can...
...fuck off.
Alright.
Outta the sewers.
*slap* High-five!
Okay...
PRISONER: Yo!
Mmm!
What's going on, man?
Oh, you're pissed off at me.
You're a pissed off ge--
Wha-- what'd I do to you?
Ow!
Ah, he's gonna kill me!
Why does everybody wanna hurt--
I thought I was out of the sewers, man,
I high-fived myself and everything.
I did it again, you FUCK!
Clo-- yep, I'm dead.
JUMP!
PRISONER: You slippery little whore.
WHOA, name-calling!
I-- I wanna live!
I wanna live!
Oh, man, do I wanna live!
Ohp!
Base!
Base, you can't get me!
Aaaaaallll right...
Dude, we were so cool, like, ten seconds ago, and now...
TINA: For the record?
A LOT of people tweeted Miles about the door!
Oh, did they?
TINA: Yeah, heh heh!
Shout out to Miles Luna.
TINA: Like, tweets that can't even load at all.
We're gonna need to, uh, have a talk
Miles and I are gonna have a talk on Monday
on how to properly close a door.
Aw, the exit is right there...
Aw, yeah.
Aw, dude, you're...
'Scuse me, sir, I am bound to the chair, I canNOT run...
If you want me to, like, GO...
You need to...
Alright.
Alrighty.
That guy looked upset.
That guy took that dude's tongue.
That's not funny at all. Don't know why I'm laughing.
AW, NICE ASS.
No, no--
Aw, the controller was vibrating hardcore--
AW, it's doing it again, on the left side!!
Ah!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhahaaaaaa!!
Aw, dude, I can give the shocker with my left hand!
No, well, it's two in the pink and one in the stink,
It's like, the BACKWARDS shocker?
That'd be two in the brown,
one in the stink-- OH, shit, gotta do something.
Dunno what you're talking about, shoving my finger in peoples' asses.
MILES: HURAAAAAAAARGLAB
Same.
Same.
Oh, good, grab the camera...
Can I bandage up my hands, please? Or fingers.
'No, it's okay, don't bandage your bleeding stumps.'
I know, right?
Close the door!
Oh, forgot the other one.
Awesome.
Miles, you can close both doors at once.
This is terrifying.
Fuck this, I'm just gonna leave.
OOOOOHHHHHHHH
Shit, he didn't come in the bathroom! AAAH! No!
Oh!
I know where to go, now.
Alright, I THINK that's enough time.
We're about to find out, though.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU TROLLED ME.
You trolled me good.
You didn't even move.
Yoink...
Oh! WHY?!
NOPE, this door's always been closed.
Wrong way.
Oh, shit. I found it.
Phew!
Phew! *pats table* Alright.
TRAGER: I'm not giving up on you!
Oh. Oh no! OH!
OH, NO.
Oh, get fucked! Get fucked!
Alright, I really need batteries.
And fingers.
INMATE: I had to burn it.
Yeah? Did ya?
Nice haircut, did you fall asleep?
While you were getting your haircut?
Ha ha ha ha.
I have to run past him. Like, I can't...
WALKER: Nope.
...Or, he'll just not see me. In broad daylight.
Nope!
Hey, buddy.
That was rude.
I'll let that slide, though. That was, that was kinda mean.
That was kinda fucked up.
So, all I had to do that whole time was find that shed key, which I did,
pretty quickly, then find a door.
God dammit.
Don't wanna go in there.
Real talk right now, why didn't Miles give this place
an ocular pat-down before he went in?
Like, as soon as he got to the gate, he should've been like,
"Nope. Nope, not goin' in there.
I'll find a new job."
That guy jerking off?
Nice.
said became a battery battles before the bike
hung up I like I some work at four boundaries due to
fuckin got a big backpack in New she's out here
I have nowhere to run he's right there right is that you but yeah
of course is old friends
get to know your alive and kickin a little
oh why I do think you're so nice on his economic
done with a cool down knocks on the door and then this way
and then down here 0
Ono should be right now you pitch
I made it through got David can use
you're too slow i'm too fast you're too slow
i'm too fast yes
hey dude you be solid open the door
alright thanks group
miss the job cool gonna get smiles as white
taking you to a favor
can you look up how to spell good she just your type in most extreme
elimination
up it's what
how is it yeah you can you make me baba ganoush
alright well under adequate
a private rather first rising upgrade
ol what you call me mother fucker you look not that intimidating actually
gonna stick but which converts
it was the same room and put myself in the face it's not very good
more your nice guy right like you not gonna do anything to me
you to come ahead of Korea are no
on those to you
cool I need your body to open the door he did
excuse me had two brothers closed-door cost or
base can get here know it's bullshit
take bullshit you know was climbing into space
all baca muscles do now
besides not call you open a door for me you're so nice
is mister when a chance is open now
of course is locked of course out courses
it is over for me