字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Ouma condensed milk (speaking foreign language). - Oh, my condensed milk (mumbling) biscuit? - Yeah. ("Stinger") - How much alcohol is in this because I wanna get turned. - It's refreshing just to look at it. - Yeah, it's just gorgeous. - Alright. - What do they say in South Africa, cheers? - Cheers. - Cheers. - This is very good. - This is fine, whatever. - Damn, bitters and juice. - It's like drinking a soft gust of air. - If you told me I was drinking alcohol right now I would believe you. - I would too, and I'd get fake drunk too. ("Stinger") - [Man in Glasses] Biltong. It looks like cool bacon. - It's like stained glass of meat. - When your fingers get really shriveled from water, this is what they feel like. - You OK there? - I could eat all of this. - It's hard to get through. - It tastes like, "It's bacon!" What is that, Beggin' Bits? - Oh yeah. Bacon, bacon, bacon. Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. - It's like you set up to make some jerky, but after a day you get impatient and so you're just like, oh it's good enough. ("Stinger") - [Man in Brown Jacket] Peck's Anchovette. - No, why? - So, they're only girl anchovies in there. Oh! - It smells like what they would feed penguins. - Uh, this bread was so good until now. - I like that. - I don't. - It just feels and tastes like pate. - When do they eat this? When children have been naughty? - A bunch of fish washed up on a beach, and then rotted there for a couple days, and then we just ate the sand underneath it. - Pilchards and/or mackerel and/or anchovies. Lot of and/or's in there. - Yeah, so we definitely just ate some dolphins. ("Stinger") - Rusks, that sounds so good, right, look at this, (laughing) this little old baker woman who's just up to no good. That's what I imagine a prettier version of the witch who ate Hansel and Gretel. - It sort of looks like Diglett, like the Pokemon. This is the evolved form of Diglett. - Smells like those crackers you get at the pediatrician when you were good, and they'd be like, "Here's a delicious cracker." - Someone had insurance. - Cheers. - Oh my gosh. - Holy smokes. - You gotta have a bite to eat this. You have to have teeth. - I would like to break this up and crumble it over some ice cream. - Oh yeah! - I feel like I would eat this under circumstance, but if I had a choice, I wouldn't be like, "Give me the Oumas." ("Stinger") - This looks like what everything we ate becomes. - It looks like a giant Slim Jim. Or just like, I guess it would just be a Jim. - This is like sausage that your grandpa forgot about. - Oh! - Tree bark exterior. - Nice moss interior. - Oh, what's that flavor? - Woah. - If you heat this up, you put some ketchup on it, and maybe some mustard and a bun. Get a pretzel bun. - Put some anchovette on it. - Ohh, I wouldn't do that. ("Stinger") - Right off the bat these remind me of Flotsam and Jetsam, or his little evil friends. - Is it fried? It smells like anything that you fry in oil. - It definitely is fried, right? - OK, Minsby. - Mmmmm, finally. - These are even better than the rusks. - Dog food. - Kinda, right? - Straight up dog food. - This is (bleep) wonderful. - What? - Everyone loves dough. If I could eat the Dough Boy, I would. - [Man in Glasses] I feel like everything we ate was something you eat when you're exceptionally drunk. - Every single South African food is amazing. It's so good. - [Woman with Black Hair] This is a miracle.