I'm just going to spit on the table, cause I don't care.

I don't care; my mouth hurts too much to stop.

(bouncy music)

- [Voiceover] Bacon flavored vodka.

- It smells like bacon dog treats.

- Yeah.

- Whoa.

- Owwww.

- I hate vodka so much. - Why?

- Because it's terrible. - I love vodka.

- You love Russian accents.

- I'm salivating like crazy, like look at that.

Look at this. Look. - No.

- My mouth is just fighting it. It's like no, no.

- [Voiceover] Yogurt liquor. - [Voiceover] Yogurt!

- Like a bowling pin that has milk in it.

- Since 1575?

This is older than America.

- Who ever thought that like yogurt

and liquor sounds appealing, though?

- Oh my God.

It tastes like cheese that went bad.

- I like it.

- That's yummy. - That is very good.

- But it's like kind of what I imagine

the consistency of semen would be.

- I've never seen Gabby this upset.

- I'm horrified. - Except when

someone says women can't do something.

- [Voiceover] Scorpion Mezcal

- (screams)

- Whoa. - There is a scorpion in it.

- You get distracted by the fun hat,

and you don't even notice there's

a dead bug in it.

- Excellent.

- If I had to be killed and put into some sort of bottle,

I would not be opposed to tequila.

- I'd want to be put in ice cream.

- I feel like he's actually alive,

and he's going to be like "Gotcha Bitches!"

- [Voiceover] Chilli Vodka

- [Voiceover] Naga Chilli Vodka

- Like the Ark of the Covenant in liquid form,

it will melt your face off.

- Any time there's skulls on something,

it means poison or danger or don't.

(yelling)

(yelling)

- That's exactly what- - It's on fire.

- Oh my God!

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Yeah, this is the worst idea.

- Oh, my stomach hates it.

- Allison's sweating and crying

and her face is red.

- This would probably, like, melt a key,

like if you dip a key in this (bleep), right?

Just like-

- There's a Shakespeare play, where there's a character

who gets his tongue cut off.

I envy that character.

- That's the beauty of the international community.

- Lotta ways to get real weird.

(bouncy music)

- (burps) Oh, even my burp tastes like fire.