Name: ビッグバン・セオリー - シェルドン・クーパーの最高の瞬間（シーズン1-7 (The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Cooper best moments (Seasons 1-7))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:28:00.000Z
Duration: 21 min 46 s
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For the record I should let you know this is my

first time driving an actual motor vehicle.

Yes, and I've logged a considerable number of hours on a simulator.

One moment. According to my driver’s ed book,

a side mirror is properly adjusted when a portion of the driver’s door handle

is visible in the lower right corner. There’s the handle. Back, too far!

Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger side mirror?

In a parking lot in Hollywood. Now, can we please go?

Oh, dear. I’m going to have to start again.

Oh, I think we’re going sufficiently fast.

That can’t be nothing, the check engine light is on. We need to find a service station.

No. The light has been on since I bought the car.

All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes.

It’s not going to explode, just keep driving. Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock.

Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise. He was the science officer,

and I guarantee you that if he ever saw the Enterprise’s check engine light blinking,

It’s been a rough day. I usually go chamomile tea, but I don’t think that’s going to cut it.

It’s calmed the pants off me a couple of times.

Ooh. Well, that is a treat that’s hard to beat.

Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I’m having a tea party.

I drink tea all the time. I think I know what I’m doing.

Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis.

Look, Sheldon, your problem is not Wil Wheaton, okay? Your problem is the way you treated Amy.

Come on, someone insulted your girlfriend and you just let him do it.

I thought you Texas guys stood up for your womenfolk.

Penny, please, I've evolved beyond my simple rustic upbringing.

On the other hand, that low-down polecat done wronged my woman.

Yeah, actually, a little more would be helpful.

You insulted my woman. I’m here to defend her honour.

Oh, Sheldon, do you really think we’re gonna fight?

My fists are not up here because I’m milking a giant invisible cow.

They’re up to beat an apology out of you.

Well, that was a long bus ride for not very much.

I’ve come up with a series of exercises to help with your compulsive need for closure.

All I’m saying is, we live in a world where closure isn’t always an op…

…tion. Okay. For the sake of argument, let’s say I have a problem. What would be your plan for addressing it?

I’m going to recondition your brain so that the need for completion isn’t so overwhelming.

And you wonder why people think neuroscience is nothing but a goofy game for diaper babies.

Tic-tac-toe can only end in win, lose or draw, none of which will deny me closure.

I feel like I want to peel off my own face and tear it in two and then again and again

until I have a handful of Sheldon-face confetti.

And that’s exactly the feeling we want to address with this course of treatment.

Or you could pitch in, grab a nostril and help me get this face off.

O’er the land of the free, and the home of the…

That’s quite an impressive layout, isn’t it?

Okay, Sheldon, make a wish and blow out the candles.

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ビッグバン・セオリー - シェルドン・クーパーの最高の瞬間（シーズン1-7 (The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Cooper best moments (Seasons 1-7))

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