MY GUEST TONIGHT, AN AMAZING COMEDIAN.

HIS NEW FILM IS CALLED "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO."

>> I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT.

I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST MAN.

>> ME?

>> NO, CED, ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING TO DOM--

>> NO LISTEN, DON'T SAY NOTHING RIGHT NOW, MAN.

LIKE, I KNEW YOU AND I HAD A CONNECTION, BUT THIS IS CRAZY.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DOWN. LET ME SAY SOMETHING, I'M GOING

TO BE THE BEST BEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF ALL

BEST MEN. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A BEST MAN,

YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THAT OPPORTUNITY?

WE CAME HERE TO GOLF, AND NOW YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THIS

BLESSING?

I GOTTA, I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM, DOM. THIS IS,

♪ THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE.

I'M GOING TO LET IT SHINE. ♪

>> Jon: PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN HART.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] KEVIN HART.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON?

>> Jon: PLEASE, MY FRIEND, PLEASE.

THEY LOVE YOU. THEY LOVE, IT'S LOVE.

>> THANK YOU.

THAT'S AMAZING.

THEY'RE VERY NICE.

>> Jon: NICE TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.

>> Jon: FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING.

>> THANK YOU, JON. >> Jon: EVERYTHING.

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> Jon: YOU ARE RULING WHAT I THINK MAY BE THE WORLD.

>>OH WELL, JON, THAT IS AN AMAZING COMPLIMENT.

>> Jon: IT'S THE KEVIN HART DECADE.

>> WELL LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT THAT.

I'M, I'M HOPING THAT, THAT I CAN STAY TRUE.

IT'S BEEN A GOOD TIME.

I'M BLESSED. I HAVE LOYAL FANS...

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> WHO HAVE STUCK WITH ME FROM DAY ONE AND WHO

HAVE SEEN ME GROW INTO WHAT I AM NOW AND HOPEFULLY CONTINUE TO

GROW.

SO I THANK YOU ALL, NOT ONLY FOR THE WELCOMING, BUT FOR THE

SUPPORT.

>> Jon: THEY'RE VERY NICE PEOPLE.

SO HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. WE COULD SPEND THE TIME

TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW...

>> LET'S TALK.

MAN, I'M HERE. I WANNA...

I'M IN YOUR WORLD.

>> Jon: BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I DON'T WANT TO

TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT...

YOU DID SOMETHING, AND I DON'T GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH

ANYBODY ELSE HERE. >> OK.

>> Jon: YOU HOSTED RAW. "MONDAY NIGHT RAW."

IS THAT CORRECT?

>> HOLY SCHNIKES, YES. YES.

>> Jon: WWE. >> WWE RAW.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT. SO WHENEVER I'M HERE, MY SON AND I...

>> OK.

>> Jon: THAT'S ALL WE DO, IS WATCH WRESTLING.

>> THAT'S ALL YOU ALL DO IS WATCH WRESTLING.

>> Jon: IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE BOY...

>> OK. >> IS THROUGH VIOLENCE.

BUT YOU COME IN HERE AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE, DID YOU SEE WHAT

HAPPENED ON CNN?

AND I'M LIKE, EVOLUTION BROKE UP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> HOW SERIOUS IT IS.

LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU, MAN, I'M A FAN.

FIRST OF ALL, I'M A FAN OF WRESTLING.

>> Jon: YES. >> AND, I'VE DROPPED OFF,

YOU KNOW, AS I'VE GOTTEN OLDER, SO...

>> Jon: OH YEAH, NO, ME, TOO.

I'M NOT... [LAUGHTER]

>> HOW, HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

HOW OLD IS YOUR KID?

>> Jon: HE'S 23.

>> HE'S 23! WHAT?

>> Jon:, NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT. HE'S TURNING TEN.

BUT HE'S NINE AND HE JUST DISCOVERED IT THIS YEAR.

>> NO, THAT'S THE PERFECT AGE, THOUGH.

THAT'S AROUND THE AGE THAT I WAS INTO IT, TOO.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> SO, I CAN SAY ME GOING

HERE BROUGHT BACK ALL THE MEMORIES OF WHEN I WAS LIKE JUST

ENGULFED IN THIS, IN THIS SPORT...

>> Jon: WHO WERE THE BIG GUYS WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

>> WHEN I WAS A KID? OH, DUSTY RHODES, RIC FLAIR,

JUNK YARD DOG, KOKO B. WARE. ROAD WARRIORS.

I'M SHOWING MY AGE RIGHT NOW.

>> Jon: OH, YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO SHOW SOME AGE,

>> I DON'T WANT TO KNOW...

...BRUNO SAN MARTINO, GORILLA MONSOON, HAYSTACKS CALHOUN.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> JIMMY SUPERFLY SNUKA.

>> I REMEMBER JIMMY... >> Jon: YOU DO REMEMBER JIMMY?

>> I REMEMBER HIM. CHIEF JAY STRONGBOW.

>> NO, NO, YOU ARE 1 FOR 6 FOR ME RIGHT NOW. I KNEW NONE OF

THOSE, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY WERE WRESTLERS.

>> Jon: WHAT WAS IT, SO, SO, DID YOU,

DID THEY WANT TO THROW YOU? DID YOU DO ANY...

>> THEY CAME OUT, NO, THEY COME OUT WITH ALL PHYSICAL STUFF

FIRST. HEY, KEVIN, IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

WE'LL GET YOU IN THE RING.

I SAID, WELL, LET'S STOP RIGHT THERE.

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT. I SAID, I'M NOT GOING IN THE RING.

I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY STUNTS WITH THESE GUYS.

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> I SAID, NO, LET'S JUST, LET'S DO SOMETHING WHERE, I CAN,

YOU KNOW, I CAN SHINE. AND IT WAS LIKE, WHAT DO DO YOU?

ARE YOU FAST?

I WAS LIKE, I CAN TALK.

I SAID, I WANT TO GO AND I WANT TO COMMENTATE.

LET ME COMMENTATE. >> Jon: NICE.

>> BUT THAT WAY I CAN TALK ABOUT THE SPORT,

I CAN BE A PERSONALITY.

SO, THEY'RE LIKE, OKAY, OKAY. GOOD, WE'LL DO THAT.

AND, I GET THERE, AND THEY SAID, KEVIN, WE CAME UP WITH SOMETHING

GREAT FOR YOU. WE CAN GET YOU IN THE RING.

AND I WAS LIKE, WELL, WELL, LISTEN, I THOUGHT I TOLD

YOU ALL I DIDN'T WANT TO GET UP IN THAT RING.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

SO I GET IN THE RING AFTER THIS GUY'S FIGHT, AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S

A DANCER, FANDANGO, IT'S NOT FANDANGO, IT'S FAN-DAN-GO.

>> Jon: FAN-DAN-GO. YEAH. >> YEAH. SO, AFTER HE WINS,

YOU KNOW, HE DOES THESE DANCES, AND HE'S REALLY ENGULFED IN IT,

AND I GET IN AND I DANCE WITH HIM, BUT THE FUNNY THING IS, THE

ROPES, LIKE, I HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RESPECT FOR THE ROPES.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO, IT'S THE FIRST, THE SECOND AND

THIRD. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL FIRST TWO APART

AND STEP THROUGH IT.

>> THE FIRST MAN IN HISTORY. I PULL THE BOTTOM,

I WENT THROUGH... I WENT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE ROPE.

AND AFTER I DID IT, LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I DID IT.

AND, I COME OFF AND ALL THE WRESTLERS WERE, HEY, THAT WAS

PRETTY FUNNY THE WAY YOU DID THAT GOING THROUGH

THE BOTTOM THING. AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT? WHAT WAS FUNNY? IT WAS LIKE, IT

WAS LIKE THAT WAS A BIT, RIGHT? YOU DID THAT FOR JOKES.

NO, THAT WAS MY LEVEL.

THAT'S, THAT'S WHERE, THAT'S WHERE I AM.

>> Jon: THAT'S HOW I GET INTO THIS THING.

>> THAT'S HOW I NATURALLY GOT INTO IT.

>> Jon: HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A CHANCE, YOU KNOW, IN YOUR

CAREER YOU GET CHANCE TO DO... YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE

ME, I'M A HUGE SPORTS FAN.

HAVE YOU GOT AN CHANCE TO GET INTO ATHLETIC SITUATIONS THAT

HAVE BLOWN YOUR MIND OR MET AN IDOL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

>> OH, TONS OF THEM. WELL, JON, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS,

BUT YOU'RE LOOKING AT A TWO-TIME CELEBRITY M.V.P. FOR

THE ALL-STAR WEEKEND.

>> Jon: NO, NO, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.

>> YEAH. YES. >> Jon: AND, WHAT'S YOUR, WHAT'S

YOUR FIELD OF... >> BASKETBALL. YOU KNOW, IT WAS

A, IT IS A PASTIME, YOU KNOW, THING OF MINE.

WHATEVER.

I COULD HAVE WENT TO THE LEAGUE. I CHOSE NOT TO.

>> Jon: NO, I UNDERSTAND, I UNDERSTAND. SMART CHOICE.

YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL. YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.

>> Jon: ME AND YOU SHOULD START A

LEAGUE FOR THE GENTLEMAN PLAYER THAT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN

THE SIZE... >> THE SIZE...

>> Jon: YET STILL CONSIDERS THEMSELVES SOMEWHAT AGILE.

>> WELL, I'M AGILE, BUT THEN YOU GO TO THE SPORT WHERE YOUR SIZE

WORKS, LIKE SOCCER.

AND, THEN I FIGURED OUT I'M NOT REALLY THAT FAST. YOU KNOW, SO,

I GOT PROS AND CONS FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE.

I BOX. AND, I WAS REALLY GOOD WHEN I HAD A TRAINER.

>> Jon: YEAH, YEAH. >> YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST HIT HIS

HANDS, AND HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS NOTHING ELSE.

IT WAS JUST HIS HANDS.

AND I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M REALLY GOOD. AND, YOU KNOW,

I WAS LIKE, YO, I'M FAST.

MY TIMING IS GREAT. >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH.

>> AND ONE DAY WE WERE DOING IT, AND, YOU KNOW, HE DID THIS.

HE'S NEVER DONE THIS EVER.

HE'S NEVER... LISTEN, WE TRAINED SO MUCH.

NOT ONCE HAS HE EVER DONE THIS, BUT I GUESS HE EXPECTED A NASTY

REACTION. SO, YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE

ONE-TWO-THREE, ONE-TWO, BOP-BOP-BOP.

AND HE WENT LIKE THIS.

AND, IT HIT ME.

I STOPPED.

I TOOK MY GLOVES OFF.

I SAID, WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

WHEN DID WE START FIGHTING BACK?

LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?

I WAS PISSED OFF. I WAS LIKE, DUDE, I'M DONE,

I'M NOT, LIKE I'M DONE WITH THIS SESSION.

>> Jon: THIS IS NOT BOXING.

>> HE WAS LIKE, KEVIN, THIS IS FOR YOU TO DUCK. I WAS LIKE,

FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT. THAT'S A PUNCH, WHAT YOU DID.

THAT'S A PUNCH.

HE'S LIKE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD DUCK.

WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG, AND YOU ALSO JUST GOT DOCKED.

I DEDUCTED AN AMOUNT. THAT'S ABOUT IT.

>> Jon: NO, I THINK THAT'S WISE. WELL, VERY NICE.

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE COME BACK AND SEE US.

>> I HAVE TO, MAN!

>> Jon: THE MOVIE, "THINK LIKE A MAN TOO," IT'S IN THE THEATERS

ON FRIDAY.

>> YES!

>> THE ALWAYS WONDERFUL KEVIN HART.

>> THANK YOU, MAN.