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♪ I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST ♪

- ♪ BUT I'M ONLY 10 YEARS OLD... ♪ - ( lock clicks )

- ( honks ) - ♪ LEAVING HOME TO TRAVEL THE WORLD ♪

♪ MEANS I'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE COLD ♪

♪ I HUNT FOR CREATURES IN TALL GRASS ♪

♪ SOME ARE HUNDREDS OF FEET TALL... ♪

♪ IT'S A FUCKING JOKE TO THINK ♪

♪ THEY'LL FIT IN A POKEBALL ♪

♪ POKEMON! ♪

♪ SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ♪

♪ POKEMON ♪

♪ THE STORY OF A RUNAWAY ♪

- ♪ WHO CAPTURES ANIMALS EVERY DAY... ♪ - ( warbles )

♪ THEN, LIKE A TOTAL DICK ♪

♪ HE MAKES THEM FIGHT LIKE MICHAEL VICK ♪

♪ POKEMON! ASH TAKES A FISH HE FOUND ♪

♪ AND HE THROWS IT ON THE GROUND ♪

♪ THAT'S WHY MAGIKARP SITS AROUND ♪

♪ HE REVERSE DROWNED ♪

♪ POKEMON ♪

♪ ALSO THESE ANIMALS COULDN'T EXIST ♪

♪ RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE ♪

♪ THAT ONE'S JUST A PILE OF GEARS ♪

♪ AND THAT'S A FUCKING ICE CREAM CONE ♪

♪ AND WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELECTRIC MOUSE? ♪

♪ IF YOU FIND ONE, YOU GET A REWARD ♪

♪ LET'S BE REAL, PIKACHU IS A RAT ♪

♪ THAT BIT AN EXTENSION CORD ♪

♪ POKEMON ♪

♪ SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE ♪

♪ POKEMON ♪

♪ IT'S ALL RIDICULOUS ♪

♪ OAK KICKS A KID INTO THE WILDERNESS ♪

♪ AND TEAM ROCKET, HOW 'BOUT THIS? ♪

♪ SELL YOUR TALKING CAT AND GET RICH ♪

♪ POKEDICKS! ♪

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